Fellow Zahmbies:

I woke up this fine morning,  was feelin' kinda stiff. 
I opened up my paper and took a little whiff.

I smelled a little upset. The Broncos and the 'Phins
Had worked a little magic, that could mean Giant Skins

For one who had a feeling, while others watched and laughed.
And now that little feeling has stiffened up my shaft.

It seems that 45 (my guess), is nearest 52.
And by my count that total is close enough to do.

Now, what's the point in waiting? This time I've got the goods.
So Merry Christmas to you all. My pick is Tiger Woods.

A Stiff Shaft