Cyberhacks-

Its almost 1999, 
Its certainly rotogolf time.
My record last year had a blight,
I therefore looked for insight.
I thought Sharon could be my prop.
Instead she decided to shop.
I then turned to my daughter Colleen.
Surprise! No where to be seen.
Tim, I said, I need you to play.
Dad, he replied, no way.
My boy, I pleaded, don't be a fickle son,
OK Pop, he said, lets take Phil Mickelson.

Sobo