Roto Golf Update; 8/28/23; Final Standings

Viktor Hovland's win at the East Lake Golf Club yesterday won him the FedEx Cup Championship and a fifth skin for Hans and his Holes. That ties Sobo for most skins won for the season. Personally, I think the format for this final event BLOWS!

With five guys playing, my Skins went lowest yet again with a team score of 82 points. Ikey and his Heroes were next best at 125, followed by the lucky, dumb cocksucker at 132, the Black Fly/Flies at 133, Hans' Holes at 151, Sobo's Seekers at 187, and Jackie's Smoothies at 188. Everyone else was over 200, with Al taking it in the ass at the final tournament an embarrassing 325 times!

My Skins win the GyberZahm Roto Golf championship going away. Ikey and his Heroes finish in second place, with the lucky, dumb cocksucker in third place. Sobo's team continued their fall but still finished in fourth place, with Hans and his Holes holding on to the final money spot. As predicted, the Black Fly/Flies blew by Mr. Loser to finish in seventh place. Not a bad finish for their first year back in the league. Jackie and his Smoothies were anything but all season as they finished way, way back in the basement.

I'll try to have a final accounting out within the next week, but no promises. Congrats to our five finish money winners, and better luck next year to the five who couldn't make the cut this year.

Commissioner Asshole
posted 2023-08-28