| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 1 | Ike | Collin Morikawa | Fore!!! | |
| 2 | Jack | Jordan Spieth | ||
| 3 | Hans | Jon Rahm | ||
| 4 | Gabes | Justin Thomas | ||
| 5 | Mags | Patrick Cantlay | ||
| 6 | Andy | Scottie Scheffler | why not | |
| 7 | Sobo | Bryson DeChambeau | ||
| 8 | Fox | Viktor Hovland | ||
| 9 | Al | Dustin Johnson | Last years #1 pick |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 10 | Al | Xander Schauffele | ||
| 11 | Fox | Rory McIlroy | Back on the Foxes | |
| 12 | Sobo | Daniel Berger | ||
| 13 | Andy | Sungjae Im | ||
| 14 | Mags | Sam Burns | ||
| 15 | Gabes | Brooks Koepka | ||
| 16 | Hans | Hideki Matsuyama | ||
| 17 | Jack | Tony Finau | ||
| 18 | Ike | Abraham Ancer |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 19 | Ike | Cameron Smith | ||
| 20 | Jack | Jason Kokrak | ||
| 21 | Hans | Harris English | ||
| 22 | Gabes | Will Zalatoris | ||
| 23 | Mags | Matthew Wolff | ||
| 24 | Andy | Kevin Na | ||
| 25 | Sobo | Joaquin Niemann | ||
| 26 | Fox | Patrick Reed | ||
| 27 | Al | Corey Conners | Young and he plays a lot, 29 starts last year |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 28 | Al | Webb Simpson | Dropping down the money list for Simpson. Proven winner, still young enough at 36 to expect a bounce back season. | |
| 29 | Fox | Talor Gooch | ||
| 30 | Sobo | Carlos Ortiz | ||
| 31 | Andy | Billy Horschel | ||
| 32 | Mags | Louis Oosthuizen | ||
| 33 | Gabes | Paul Casey | ||
| 34 | Hans | Marc Leishman | ||
| 35 | Jack | Max Homa | ||
| 36 | Ike | Charley Hoffman |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 37 | Ike | Cam Davis | ||
| 38 | Jack | Kevin Kisner | ||
| 39 | Hans | Si Woo Kim | ||
| 40 | Gabes | Brian Harman | ||
| 41 | Mags | Lucas Herbert | ||
| 42 | Andy | Charl Schwartzel | ||
| 43 | Sobo | Aaron Wise | ||
| 44 | Fox | Matt Fitzpatrick | ||
| 45 | Al | K.H. Lee | I am livid with Gary and Fox taking the 2 golfers that I had planned 18 pics ago. |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 46 | Al | Garrick Higgo | A pox on the houses of Fox and Sobo! My African attendant is already working on voodoo against them! This pick is being made 18 slots too soon if only to avoid them selecting him 16 pics later | |
| 47 | Fox | Maverick McNealy | Riverboat ring your bell ... | |
| 48 | Sobo | Cameron Tringale | Al- I agree. The Higgo pick is at least two rounds too early. | |
| 49 | Andy | Ian Poulter | ||
| 50 | Mags | Mackenzie Hughes | I did not plan this 18 picks ago | |
| 51 | Gabes | Mito Pereira | I had this plan after my last pick. Perhaps a little early, but this kid has upside like Zalatoris! | |
| 52 | Hans | Justin Rose | ||
| 53 | Jack | Lucas Glover | ||
| 54 | Ike | Sebastián Muñoz | Posted by Gabes |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 55 | Ike | Sergio Garcia | Posted by Gabes | |
| 56 | Jack | Keegan Bradley | ||
| 57 | Hans | Russell Henley | ||
| 58 | Gabes | Erik van Rooyen | Posted by Gabes | |
| 59 | Mags | Shane Lowry | ||
| 60 | Andy | Ryan Palmer | ||
| 61 | Sobo | Tyrrell Hatton | ||
| 62 | Fox | Seamus Power | Go Irish | |
| 63 | Al | Phil Mickelson | I root for him in every tournament he plays, so I might as well take him. Plus he plays every major |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 64 | Al | Branden Grace | He sucked 2 years ago, had a reasonable bounce back last year. At 33, still young enough for Renaissance. | |
| 65 | Fox | Adam Scott | ||
| 66 | Sobo | Cameron Champ | rolling the bones his wrist is ok | |
| 67 | Andy | Lee Westwood | Reborn | |
| 68 | Mags | Bubba Watson | ||
| 69 | Gabes | Rickie Fowler | Big Time Bounce Back in Round 8! | |
| 70 | Hans | Joel Dahmen | ||
| 71 | Jack | Stewart Cink | ||
| 72 | Ike | Chris Kirk |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 73 | Ike | Kevin Streelman | ||
| 74 | Jack | Emiliano Grillo | ||
| 75 | Hans | Cameron Young | ||
| 76 | Gabes | Harold Varner III | This is the year he wins! | |
| 77 | Mags | Alex Noren | ||
| 78 | Andy | Wyndham Clark | posted by Sobo | |
| 79 | Sobo | Doug Ghim | ||
| 80 | Fox | Luke List | ||
| 81 | Al | Keith Mitchell |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 82 | Al | Tommy Fleetwood | For majors and W GC events | |
| 83 | Fox | Jhonattan Vegas | ||
| 84 | Sobo | Aaron Rai | See everyone late tomorrow! | |
| 85 | Andy | Andrew Putnam | ||
| 86 | Mags | Patton Kizzire | ||
| 87 | Gabes | Harry Higgs | This is the year he wins! | |
| 88 | Hans | Denny McCarthy | ||
| 89 | Jack | Troy Merritt | ||
| 90 | Ike | Christiaan Bezuidenhout |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 91 | Ike | Sahith Theegala | ||
| 92 | Jack | Matt Kuchar | ||
| 93 | Hans | Tom Hoge | ||
| 94 | Gabes | Lanto Griffin | ||
| 95 | Mags | Patrick Rodgers | ||
| 96 | Andy | Dylan Frittelli | Posted by Gabes! | |
| 97 | Sobo | Matt Wallace | Posted by Gabes! | |
| 98 | Fox | Matt Jones | ||
| 99 | Al | Gary Woodland | Pretty tough to distinguish from the 15 or so guys above him on the money list. Looking for return to former glory |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 100 | Al | Jason Day | Exact same comment as the one I posted the Gary Woodland | |
| 101 | Fox | Brendan Steele | ||
| 102 | Sobo | Adam Hadwin | ||
| 103 | Andy | J.T. Poston | ||
| 104 | Mags | Robert Streb | ||
| 105 | Gabes | Taylor Moore | ||
| 106 | Hans | Danny Lee | ||
| 107 | Jack | Sam Ryder | ||
| 108 | Ike | Brendon Todd |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 109 | Ike | Davis Riley | ||
| 110 | Jack | Adam Schenk | ||
| 111 | Hans | C.T. Pan | ||
| 112 | Gabes | Stephan Jaeger | ||
| 113 | Mags | Taylor Pendrith | ||
| 114 | Andy | Kramer Hickok | Posted by Gabes! | |
| 115 | Sobo | Doc Redman | ||
| 116 | Fox | Alex Smalley | ||
| 117 | Al | Adam Long | A returning dimpled ball… And hoping for better results this year |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 118 | Al | Henrik Norlander | I was thinking of taking Woods. But I was torn between Tiger and Charlie. Truth be told, and God forgive me, I have already developed a serious distaste for the pretentious young man. | |
| 119 | Fox | Charles Howell III | ||
| 120 | Sobo | Robert MacIntyre | ||
| 121 | Andy | Dominic Bozzelli | ||
| 122 | Mags | Davis Thompson | I thought about picking Hans | |
| 123 | Gabes | Zach Johnson | My team captain! | |
| 124 | Hans | Scott Stallings | ||
| 125 | Jack | Chez Reavie | ||
| 126 | Ike | Hank Lebioda |