Final 2018 Golf Write Up by Gabes

The big cat is on the prowl again! Tiger produced great drama at the Tour Championship with an outstanding Saturday round, and a grind it out when it mattered round on Sunday. His victory proved that he's back in the conversation again after five years. The way the mob surrounded him on the 18th hole yesterday showed that his following may be HUGE in 2019. His win at East Lake earned Mags and his Mullies their third skin of the year.

Ikey's Heroes had six guys teeing it up at East Lake. They went lowest with a team score of 66 points. The lucky, dumb cocksucker was next best at 71, followed by Hans' Holes at 101, my Skins at 124, and Mags' Mullies at 166. Everyone else was over 200, with Al swallowing a weekend worst 264 big boys to end the season.

The lucky, dumb cocksucker finishes first on the year. My Skins take second place and made a nice run but could only close to within 119 points in what became a nice race the last few weeks of the season. Hans' Holes take third place, with Ikey's Heroes in fourth, and Mags' Mullies in the final money spot. The Hookers took it in the ass again and got pounded in the cellar.

I'll try to have a final accounting out within the next day or so, but no promises. Congrats to all those who finished in the money, and better luck next year to those who didn't.

Commissioner Asshole