First of all, congrats to Al for being our 2015 runaway winner. His win by 1071 points must surely be a CyberZahm RotoGolf record. Nobody was close to him for months. Congrats to the other finish money winners as well: Willo, Gabes, Fox and Ikey!
 
As I say every year, there are many different ways to win and lose money in our golf format. I like it that way because it gives you something to root for throughout the season even if your team isn't contending for the championship. Let's get to this year's numbas:
 
-Al is our 2015 champion, and to the champion go the riches! Al wins $681.00. He finished first, but he also had seven weekly skins and the low team score of the year, a 49 posted in week 5. Had he done better in the majors side bets he would have won even more money. That was his only shortcoming in 2015.
 
-Willo's Beatoffs took second place. He wins $201.50. It's a nice amount no doubt, but only fifth best overall. He got second place dollars and a Grand Slam Skin, but he only had three weekly skins and got clobbered more than anyone in the majors side bets.
 
-My Skins took third place and won $491.00. Five weekly skins, side bets and the best showing in the majors side bets all added up to the second best pay day.
 
-Fox's Phuckers took fourth place money and they also won two Grand Slam Skins thanks to Player of the Year Jordan Spieth. Fox also won the second most money in the majors side bets. All of this nets him a third best $470.50.
 
-Ikey's Heroes recovered from early season woes to finish in the final money spot. Ikey also won a Grand Slam Skin, was the leader in weekly skins with eight, and did well in the majors side bets. All of this earned him $183.50 plus a bottle of booze from Jack and bottles of vino from Andy and Mags. (Note that, for dollar values, I assigned $25 for the price of booze won/lost and $20 for the price of each bottle of wine won/lost). So, the total value of everything Ikey won ends up being $248.50.
 
-Jackie's Smoothies were anything but this year. His team didn't do well in anything. Jack loses $361.50 in hard dollars and then owes a bottle of booze to Ikey. His adjusted losses then become $386.50.
 
-Mags' Mullies rallied past Sobo's Seekers in the Tour Championship to take seventh place. That's about all he had to get excited about, though. Mags loses a second worst $438.50 in hard dollars. He also loses a bottle of wine to Ikey. His only consolation is that, while he writes his check, he can sip vino from the bottle of wine he won from Andy.
 
-Sobo's Seekers finished in eighth place and lost $365.00. He only had one weekly skin, but his losses were kept smaller than others because he did relatively well in the majors side bets.
 
-I'm sure Hans would like to forget this year. His Ace Holes played more like ass holes. They were bad across the board and cost Hans a league worst  $483.50.
 
-Andy's Hookers finished in the cellar once again. Other than the majors side bets, they were awful in every category. The majors side bets category did decrease the losses, however. Andy only loses a third worst $379.00 hard dollars and a bottle of wine to Ikey and Mags. His adjusted loses then total a third worst $419.00.
 
So, according to the rules, the draft slot selection order is determined by most lost to most won. So, the draft slot selection order for the 2016 draft is:
 
Hans
Mags
Andy
Jack
Sobo
Willo
Ikey
Fox
Gabes
Al
 
The draft slot selection will begin on Monday, November 30th.
 
I'll pay the winners once I’ve received all of the checks. Al, Willo, Fox and Ikey, please send me your addresses so that I can make certain I have the correct ones. Let's try to do all of this quickly so that I can close the books on the 2015 season and start looking forward to 2016. As you know, the new season kicks off very soon. We’ll join the fun like this past season with the Hyundai Championship just after the New Year. I like this new PGA format because it lets you see how guys are doing before we draft in later December.
 
Congrats again to all of the winners, and better luck next year to all of the losers!
 
Commissioner Asshole