Guys,

As you know, there are many ways to win and lose money with our Roto Golf format. Here are the 2013 results:

Al is our 2013 champion, and to the victor goes the big bucks. Al wins $719.90, enough for some new irons or woods. His team did pretty well in every money category, and in hindsight, his three player trade with Willo worked out well for him. Al also won two Grand Slam Skins. His Dimpled Balls were never really seriously challenged.

Mags finished in second place and he wins $304.20. He also did well in all of the money categories, and has enough to put a nice lobster and steak dinner on the table. He can enjoy two nice bottles of wine as well, courtesy of Andy and Ikey.

Sobo finished in third place after being near the bottom earlier in the year. Unfortunately for him though, he loses $33.10. His team only won one weekly skin, and he got pounded in the majors side bets.

Hans finished in fourth place and he wins $66.90. He could have earned more except for the fact that his team did poorly in the majors side bets. He did win one Grand Slam Skin.

Jack snuck into the final money spot at the conclusion of the Tour Championship, and he is our second biggest money winner. Jack wins $383.10 thanks to a whopping $350 amount in the majors side bets, and one Grand Slam Skin. His team also won $90 with the low weekly team score of the year. It was an incredible 29 earned in week 31. Jack’s 12th round pick of Henrik Stenson was clearly one of the best picks in the draft. Jack can count his winnings while enjoying a drink from the bottle of good booze that he won from Ikey.

My Skins finished in sixth place, and I have no fucking idea how that could have happened. My team sucked across the board and never won a single skin. I lose a league worst $421.00. RotoGolf fucking BLLLLOOOOOOWWWWSSSSSS!

Willo finished in seventh place, but his trade with Al got him Tiger. That helped him win a league best 8 weekly skins. Willo loses only $153.00.

Andy’s Hookers fell to eighth place as the year wound down. Andy loses $291.00, and a bottle of wine to Mags. He can find some comfort though in the bottle of wine that he won from Ikey.

Ikey’s Heroes were anything but that as they finished in ninth place. Ikey loses $344.50 and also must send wine to Mags and Andy and a bottle of good booze to Jack.

Fox’s Phuckers were in the cellar most of the year. He only loses $231.50 though thanks to a good showing in the majors side bets.

Per the RotoGolf rules, draft position selection order for the 2014 draft is determined by money lost/won this year…highest loser selecting first through highest winner selecting last. So, the draft position selection order for the 2014 draft is:

Gabes
Ikey
Andy
Fox
Willo
Sobo
Hans
Mags
Jack
Al

Congrats to all of the money winners, and better luck next year to all of the losers. Remember, the 2014 draft will begin on December 18th. Draft position selection will begin on December 2nd. Since the new FedEx Cup season starts on October 10th, we will all have an opportunity to see where players stand during our draft. Should be interesting.

Commissioner Asshole