2011 Roto Golf Final Report

Hans may have only had one guy going, but Bill Haas brought 
home the big trophy and the $10M bonus for winning the Fed 
Ex Cup. His shot from the water in the playoffs might have 
been one of the most clutch shots I've ever seen.

Congrats to Al on winning his first CyberZahm Roto Golf 
Championship! His team also posted the best team score at 
the TC, a 52. Jack's Smoothies were next best at 76, 
followed by Andy's Hookers at 93, Fox's Fuckers at 98, 
my Skins at 109, Sobo's Seekers at 195, Ikey's Heroes 
at 242, and Hans' Holes at 281.

As I predicted last week, Al's Balls slipped into the 
top spot. He should bring home major bacon with first 
place money and 11 skins. Hans' Holes dropped to second 
place, with Sobo's Seekers in third place. As predicted, 
Andy's Hookers jumped back into fourth place and my Skins 
fell to the final money spot. Fox's Fuckers ended up in 
sixth place, with Jack's Smoothies in seventh. Ikey's 
boys were far from Heroes. They finished in last place 
472 points behind Jack's ass.

Congrats to all of those who finished in the money, 
and better luck next year to those who didn't. I'll 
try to get a final accounting out to everyone in the 
next week or so.

Commissioner Asshole