Guys,

The Final Accounting for the 2009 season is attached. It breaks down who
won what and who lost what in each of the various categories. As you
know, there are many ways to win or lose money in RotoGolf. When all was
counted, four guys ended up in the black and four guys tossed the party.
Here's a brief summary for each guy:

My Skins took first place and cleaned up across the board. Glover's win
at the U.S. Open claimed a double Grand Slam Skin, my Skins won the low
team score of the year wager, and my team did OK in the majors side
bets. The end result is a $664.80 pay day.

Fox's Phuckers took second place, cleaned up in weekly skins with nine,
and won the most money in the majors side bets. The end result is a very
good $484.60 pay day.

Hans' Holes were third, but he won only two weekly skins and barely
broke even in the majors side bets. The end result is $1.25 in winnings.
Enough to maybe buy the smallest of coffees at Starbucks, but winning
anything certainly beats losing.

Al's Balls finished in fourth place, but his Tiger led team kicked ass
in weekly skins with a record setting 13. His team also did well in the
majors side bets, so he walks away with a nice check worth $225.30. Once
again, the team that had Tiger did not finish in first place, but Tiger
wins so often that having him is a guarantee to make some money.

Jack ended up in the final money spot, and Yang got him a Grand Slam
Skin, but he only won two weekly skins and took the worst pounding in
the majors side bets. The end result was a $246.90 spanking.

Sobo finished in sixth place, spent lots of money managing his team, won
just two weekly skins, and lost most of his side bets. Had he not just
about broken even in the majors side bets, his beating could have been
worse. As it is, he contributes $$318.80 to the party.

Unfortunately for Mags, he took it in the ass the worst. Like Sobo, he
spent a lot of money managing his team, did poorly in the majors side
bets, and didn't win a weekly skin. It would have been even worse if
Cink had not won the British Open and a Grand Slam Skin for him, but it
was still bad enough. He lost the most money, a $408.45 spanking. The
good news for him is that he gets first shot at draft position, and you
know what that means. Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!

Andy's Hookers had a horrible season. Nothing more needs to be said. He
spent the least amount of money managing his team, and the end results
showed that. In so doing though, he ended up losing just a few dollars
less than Mags. Andy contributes $401.80 to the party.

The attached spreadsheet will show you all of the various details in
black and red, so reference that for more information.

Based on money lost/won this year, the draft slot selection order for
the 2010 draft will be:

Mags
Andy
Sobo
Jack
Hans
Al
Fox
Gabes

Congrats to all of the winners, and better luck next year to the losers.

Gabes