| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 1 | Al | Tiger Woods | Tiger's rehab is way ahead of schedule, and he will play the same # of tourneys he always plays regardless of when he starts. Trade options will be considered. | |
| 2 | Andy | Anthony Kim | ||
| 3 | Gabes | Phil Mickelson | I've never owned him. I've never liked him. After next year, I'll probably hate him. | |
| 4 | Hans | Camilo Villegas | If his golf sucks, at least his ladies will be worth watching | |
| 5 | Mags | Padraig Harrington | Go Irish | |
| 6 | Sobo | Vijay Singh | wow! | |
| 7 | Jack | Kenny Perry | I like that he lpays alot! | |
| 8 | Fox | Sergio Garcia | Once again a Fox |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 9 | Fox | Jim Furyk | Hometown boy. | |
| 10 | Jack | Justin Leonard | A Smoothie in the past. Hopefully, two good years in a row | |
| 11 | Sobo | Robert Allenby | ||
| 12 | Mags | Stewart Cink | posted by Hans | |
| 13 | Hans | Hunter Mahan | ||
| 14 | Gabes | Ernie Els | I think this may be the fourth year in a row I've owned him. | |
| 15 | Andy | Adam Scott | Has his time arrived? | |
| 16 | Al | Geoff Ogilvy |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 17 | Al | Stuart Appleby | ||
| 18 | Andy | Ryuji Imada | Sank you vewy much... | |
| 19 | Gabes | Mike Weir | ||
| 20 | Hans | Boo Weekley | always entertaining | |
| 21 | Mags | Trevor Immelman | ||
| 22 | Sobo | Carl Pettersson | Blame the hold up on Mags...... | |
| 23 | Jack | K.J. Choi | ||
| 24 | Fox | Steve Stricker |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 25 | Fox | Chad Campbell | ||
| 26 | Jack | Stephen Ames | ||
| 27 | Sobo | Luke Donald | Might be a stretch, but didn't think he'd make it back. | |
| 28 | Mags | Ben Curtis | ||
| 29 | Hans | Sean OHair | ||
| 30 | Gabes | Andres Romero | Because I want him! | |
| 31 | Andy | J.B. Holmes | Sent immediately. God forbid I should fall victim to the Al Rule. | |
| 32 | Al | D.J. Trahan | 28, a two time winner coming into his own. I ike a guy w/ initials, though I would have preferred J. B. Holmes. Trahan sounds like "Mahan", and I would have preferred him, too. Oh well.... |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 33 | Al | Zach Johnson | This will be three years ina row for this Dimpled Ball. Plucky Iowan, I expect a bounce back year after a sub-par 2008. Only 32, in his prime. | |
| 34 | Andy | Briny Baird | Shakin it in the bushes here, boss. | |
| 35 | Gabes | Steve Marino | Tied Allenby for most cuts made with 27; 13 top 25s; 6 top 10s; two thirds and one second; tied for 20th in scoring average; What's not to like? His time has come to win! | |
| 36 | Hans | Brandt Snedeker | no more tears! | |
| 37 | Mags | Jeff Quinney | Posted by Gabes | |
| 38 | Sobo | Davis Love III | THis year's Kenny Perry? | |
| 39 | Jack | Aaron Baddeley | ||
| 40 | Fox | Brian Gay | Has a win. |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 41 | Fox | David Toms | Why not? | |
| 42 | Jack | Dudley Hart | Hope he plays well | |
| 43 | Sobo | Daniel Chopra | Welcome back! | |
| 44 | Mags | Ken Duke | ||
| 45 | Hans | Tim Clark | ||
| 46 | Gabes | Retief Goosen | ||
| 47 | Andy | Lee Westwood | I believe this pick is perfectly within the time constraints of the waking hour rules. | |
| 48 | Al | Rory Sabbatini | Another former Dimpled Ball, this one has the balls to say what is on his mind. Like "I'm going to be #1" and "Ben CRane plays slower than turd going uphill" as he storms off the green without him after putting out. Gotta love it! |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 49 | Al | Ian Poulter | Gotta love the pants! | |
| 50 | Andy | Billy Mayfair | A legacy pick | |
| 51 | Gabes | Woody Austin | A Woody belongs on the ForeSkins! | |
| 52 | Hans | Mathew Goggin | 1st Aussie on the Holes this year | |
| 53 | Mags | Kevin Sutherland | ||
| 54 | Sobo | Pat Perez | ||
| 55 | Jack | Nicholas Thompson | 26 years old and plays alot. | |
| 56 | Fox | Mark Wilson |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 57 | Fox | Justin Rose | What the hell ... | |
| 58 | Jack | Charles Howell III | The Turd wasgood early last year and is in Hawaii. We will see. | |
| 59 | Sobo | Dustin Johnson | ||
| 60 | Mags | Bubba Watson | Bubba's in the house. Watch out. | |
| 61 | Hans | Paul Casey | help, hopefully, for the majors | |
| 62 | Gabes | Scott Verplank | ||
| 63 | Andy | Joe Durant | ||
| 64 | Al | Fredrik Jacobson | 6 years w/ Ericsson... I need a Swede on the Dimpled Ball team |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 65 | Al | Heath Slocum | Slo cum. Too provocative not to be a Dimpled Ball. | |
| 66 | Andy | Jerry Kelly | ||
| 67 | Gabes | Kevin Streelman | Had two names on paper when I went to bed last night. One was Kevin Streelman, and the other was Jerry Kelly. Andy made my decision easy this morning. | |
| 68 | Hans | Ryan Palmer | Gabes - I cant believe you stole Streelman right ahead of me. He once caddied for me at Black Sheep - a great private 27 hole course in Batavia. | |
| 69 | Mags | Johnson Wagner | I'm traveling rest of day - use cell 518-852-2868 | |
| 70 | Sobo | Arron Oberholser | ||
| 71 | Jack | Rod Pampling | ||
| 72 | Fox | Parker McLachlin | A steal. |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 73 | Fox | Henrik Stenson | How swede it is. | |
| 74 | Jack | John Senden | A Smoothie for two years in a row | |
| 75 | Sobo | Ben Crane | ||
| 76 | Mags | Charlie Wi | ||
| 77 | Hans | George McNeill | 1st pick in 09. Happy New Year to all! | |
| 78 | Gabes | Matt Kuchar | ||
| 79 | Andy | Rocco Mediate | Happy New Year to all | |
| 80 | Al | Chez Reavie | Rolling the dice on this guy... but young, and he won a tourney in his first year on Tour |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 81 | Al | Jonathan Byrd | ||
| 82 | Andy | Dean Wilson | ||
| 83 | Gabes | Steve Flesch | ||
| 84 | Hans | Marc Turnesa | won an event as a rookie last year | |
| 85 | Mags | Nick OHern | ||
| 86 | Sobo | John Mallinger | Mags got me twice in this draft. Early with Immelman and now with O'Hern. Bastard!! | |
| 87 | Jack | John Rollins | ||
| 88 | Fox | Troy Matteson | a diamond in the rough this late in the draft -- wow! |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 89 | Fox | Jason Day | and another!! | |
| 90 | Jack | Steve Elkington | ||
| 91 | Sobo | John Merrick | Good luck to all! Go Pinseekers! | |
| 92 | Mags | Brian Davis | Posted by Gabes | |
| 93 | Hans | Mark Calcavecchia | Posted by Gabes | |
| 94 | Gabes | Lucas Glover | Cool Hand Luke! | |
| 95 | Andy | Rory McIlroy | ||
| 96 | Al | Nick Watney | A Dimpled Ball from last year... young w/ some upside, but who the hell knows at this point? |