Another fine golf draft. Moved at a casual Sunday round pace as I expected, 
but that's OK. Remember, this roto game is a marathon. Gotta pace yourself.

First four picks in round 1 went as I expected. I'd have taken Weir with 
pick 5, but I do love Campbell. He was my favorite ForeSkin last year. Love 
Howell's potential. Mags showed rust by taking Kelly in the first round. 
Coulda had him in round 2. Lefty slips from second to tenth. I liked Andy's 
pick right there. Els is solid at 11th.

Didn't like Al's Goosen pick after taking Els. Why not go with a guy who 
plays a lot after grabbing Els in round 1? Kenny Perry will play more like 
Chris Perry in 2004. Like Verplank and Allenby. Thrilled to get Clarke. 
He's said he will play more in the US this year. DiMarco blows!

Willo takes Ruth Riley in the third round. Sissy. Wanted Cink. Wanted Choi. 
Love Petrovic. The Price won't be right for Hans this year. Huston: We have 
a problem! Byrd turd!

Turd then Rollins?! The wheels started to come off of Al's golf cart. Like 
Pampling. Like Lonard. Haas? No mas! Watch for a big bounce back from El 
Nino! Sluman is solid. Maruyama sucked for me last year. Lumpy?! Preppy got 
tired in the 4th round.

Rocco? Great pizza, average golfer. Sabbatini will have Ikey in the 
martinis by March. Micheel? More high heels for Willo in 2004. HANK 
KUEHNE??!! Worst pick in the draft thus far. Wanted Gamez. Woody will make 
Hans limp. Isn't Calc on the Senior Tour this year?

Rollins and then McCarron and Mattiace? Bye, Al. Brenden Pappas? Oops! 
Lehman retired, no? Stankowski was good four years ago, Mags. Really wanted 
Tanaka. Like Tim Clark and like Fox's team at this point. Crane after 
Kuehne? Sobo may challenge Preppy for the cellar. Willo picked the wrong 
Sutherland this year. Lewis is older than us. Baddeley will play badly. 
Lickliter? Peppy loves the basement.

Hoch is a hack. Who is Justin Rose? Willo has Skippy! Yipee!! Wanted Zach 
Johnson. Duffy blows. Love having Gronberg. Ames has potential. Like the 
Adam Scott pick. Curtis will be playing more in Big Ben land than in Uncle 
Sam land.

Down goes Frazar! Craig Barlow? What was you thinkin', Andy? Lukie's got 
potential. Jesper makes a come back. Like Hunter Mahan. Geiberger? Sobo 
really wants the basement. Maggot's a faggot! Stephen Leaney? Never heard 
of him.

Hal Sutton?! Stop it, please, you're bleeping killing me, Prep! Fredrik 
Jacobson?! Now Ikey has me laughing out loud. Mayfair blows! Willo finally 
makes a good pick with Senden. Janzen blows! So will the Seekers in 2004. 
Power to the Peoples! I like Goydos. I don't like Gossett. Andy was in the 
Heinekens when he picked Heinen. Carl Pettersson? Al proves once again that 
he can't compete in roto golf.

JJ Henry? Like I said, Al can't compete. Andy sobers up and picks Beckman. 
Like Quigley. Jobe's a job. Watch my Irish boy Sheehan! Burt Lancaster 
makes three lousy picks for Fox in the last four rounds. Bjorn? Down goes 
Sobo! Dean Wilson? Willo is dumber than he looks! Langer with a final pick 
and Preppy challenges Sobo for the cellar.

All in all, fourteen new players have made rosters for the first time in 
CyberZahm RotoGolf history. Time will tell whether they make a roster ever 
again.

Projected order of finish:

ForeSkins
Foxes
Ace Holes
C'Lickers
Smoothies
Pot Bunkers
Hookers
Dimpled Balls
Ball Washers
Pinseekers
Stiffless Shafts

Play away, gentlemen!

Gabes