No hanging Chads yesterday. Campbell took care of bidness with a 61 on Saturday and a fine front nine yesterday and coasted to the Tour Championship victory and a skin for the ForeSkins. His victory also means I beat Mags for $22. He won $22 from me in our weekly $1 skins match when Sabbatini won in week 22. Twenty two weeks later Campbell took care of bidness for me. Love Chad Campbell. He and Howell are truly two of the best young players on tour. Congrats go out to Hans for finishing the season on top of the hill. My ForeSkins played gamely all year, but I predicted before the season started that Hans had the team to beat. As predicted last week, Fox jumped past Willo to take third. Willo dropped to fourth and Jack took the final money spot. Preppy finished in the basement again with Tiger. What a limp bleep! In the attached spreadsheet you can hit the wager tab and see what you'll win or lose in side bets. Once Sobo sends me the final weekly skins and major side bet totals, I'll send out a final accounting. Most importantly though, WILLO IS MY GIRLFRIEND! Final 2003 CyberZahm Roto Golf Standings Pos Team Name Owner Total Average 1 Ace Holes Hans 8035 36.52 2 ForeSkins Gabes 8216 37.35 3 The Sub Pars Fox 8448 38.40 4 Masters Willo 8544 38.84 5 Smoothies Jack 8757 39.80 6 Pinseekers Sobo 9097 41.35 7 Happy Hookers Andy 9348 42.49 8 Dimpled Balls Al 9371 42.60 9 Pot Bunkers Ikey 10461 47.55 10 Stiff Shafts Prep 10608 48.22 Top 20 Golfers based on Points Saved while Active P Golfer Owner Pts Svd 1 Vijay Singh Andy 1592 2 Jim Furyk Al 1444 3 Charles Howell Fox 1197 4 Davis Love III Al 1132 5 Chad Campbell Gabes 1125 6 Jerry Kelly Sobo 1122 7 Kenny Perry Jack 1105 8 Tiger Woods Prep 1103 9 Mike Weir Hans 1103 10 Chris DiMarco Willo 1050 11 K.J. Choi Sobo 1047 12 Fred Funk Fox 1046 13 Jeff Sluman Willo 1042 14 Brad Faxon Fox 1013 15 Scott Verplank Gabes 1004 16 Briny Baird Ikey 979 17 Stewart Cink Sobo 968 18 Bob Estes Andy 941 19 David Toms Hans 939 20 Retief Goosen Hans 920 Teams, Players, Stats, and Current Week's Results Acq: D=Draft W=Waived TA=Traded TF=Traded For PU=Picked Up Week # Name active plays finish saved Acq: 44 Stiff Shafts Prep 1 Tiger Woods 44 18 8.72 1103 D 26 2 Padraig Harring 38 11 27.82 464 D DNP 3 Robert Allenby 35 21 28.10 880 D 13 4 Stuart Appleby 41 25 40.12 747 D 27 5 Craig Perks 16 12 60.42 115 D 6 Steve Elkington 32 11 54.18 174 D 7 Tom Lehman 40 23 42.52 632 D DNP 8 Jonathan Kaye 18 11 48.73 234 D 7 9 Tim Herron 23 16 44.88 402 D 31 10 Nick Faldo 21 4 45.25 99 D lowest 5 104 Smoothies Jack 1 Phil Mickelson 30 22 32.95 815 D DNP 2 Kenny Perry 36 26 27.50 1105 D 9 3 Chris Riley 32 27 38.44 852 D 4 4 Billy Andrade 35 27 48.07 592 D DNP 5 Pat Perez 34 30 57.40 378 D 6 David Peoples 37 29 45.59 708 D 7 Darren Clarke 15 14 30.21 557 D 18 8 Stephen Ames 30 25 39.28 768 D DNP 9 J.L. Lewis 27 24 43.63 633 D 28 10 Esteban Toledo 32 29 54.97 436 D lowest 5 129 Happy Hookers Andy 1 Vijay Singh 41 27 11.04 1592 D 5 2 Rich Beem 36 24 55.67 344 D DNP 3 Bob Estes 35 25 32.36 941 D DNP 4 Jose Maria Olaz 16 13 55.00 195 D 5 Mark Calcavec 32 22 41.32 631 D DNP 6 Dan Forsman 37 26 38.15 828 D DNP 7 Pat Bates 33 29 54.14 460 D DNP 8 Matt Gogel 27 22 50.23 435 D 9 J.P. Hayes 21 19 53.63 311 D 10 Aaron Baddeley 30 18 47.72 401 D DNP lowest 5 285 Pot Bunkers Ikey 1 Sergio Garcia 30 18 46.11 430 D DNP 2 John Rollins 30 21 42.95 568 D 3 Len Mattiace 38 27 49.52 553 D DNP 4 Luke Donald 34 25 48.60 535 D DNP 5 Chris Smith 33 25 55.60 360 D DNP 6 Brian Gay 35 26 58.08 310 D DNP 7 Jesper Parnevik 36 28 53.07 474 D DNP 8 Angel Cabrera 16 12 47.00 276 D 9 Briny Baird 37 29 36.24 979 D 13 10 Duffy Waldorf 19 15 39.13 463 D lowest 5 293 Ace Holes Hans 1 David Toms 37 26 33.88 939 D 21 2 Retief Goosen 20 19 21.58 920 D 3 3 Nick Price 22 17 26.71 736 D 30 4 Rocco Mediate 35 24 39.63 729 D 5 Mike Weir 36 21 17.48 1103 D 19 6 Kirk Triplett 30 23 34.57 815 D 21 7 Cameron Beckman 21 19 49.16 396 W 8 Geoff Ogilvy 25 17 47.41 384 PU DNP 9 David Gossett 29 25 48.44 539 D 10 John Senden 30 28 47.71 624 D 11 Woody Austin 20 15 47.13 343 PU DNP 12 Ben Curtis 3 2 70.00 0 W lowest 5 94 ForeSkins Gabes 1 Ernie Els 18 17 16.18 915 D 17 2 David Duval 8 6 64.33 34 W 3 Shigeki Maruy 31 28 44.75 707 D 4 Scott Verplank 39 26 31.38 1004 D 9 5 John Huston 31 23 37.91 738 D DNP 6 Lee Janzen 31 25 48.64 534 D DNP 7 Chad Campbell 39 27 28.33 1125 D 1 8 Rod Pampling 27 22 40.59 647 D 9 Glen Day 3 3 70.00 0 W 10 Billy Mayfair 29 27 47.22 615 D 11 Tim Petrovic 35 28 42.32 775 PU DNP 12 Hank Kuehne 14 12 55.00 180 W 13 Shaun Micheel 3 2 60.00 20 PU DNP lowest 5 167 Pinseekers Sobo 1 Justin Leonard 34 23 33.57 838 D 21 2 Jerry Kelly 41 30 32.60 1122 D 13 3 K.J. Choi 36 31 36.23 1047 D 19 4 Peter Lonard 41 26 36.42 873 D DNP 5 Matt Kuchar 19 16 61.75 132 D 6 Stewart Cink 37 26 32.77 968 D DNP 7 Colin Montgome 10 9 61.89 73 W 8 Ben Crane 27 21 39.52 640 D 9 Brandt Jobe 2 2 70.00 0 W 10 Tim Clark 27 21 46.62 491 D DNP 11 Michael Campbe 11 9 61.56 76 W 12 Brenden Pappas 16 14 53.71 228 PU DNP 13 Alex Cejka 7 4 38.00 128 PU lowest 5 193 Masters Willo 1 Chris DiMarco 32 27 31.11 1050 D 21 2 Jeff Sluman 39 31 36.39 1042 D DNP 3 Steve Flesch 39 33 42.48 908 D 9 4 Loren Roberts 29 24 35.96 817 D DNP 5 Joel Edwards 24 20 60.25 195 D 6 Phil Tataurangi 12 7 43.57 185 D DNP 7 Kevin Suther 29 26 37.31 850 D 8 Frank Lickliter 40 30 50.77 577 D DNP 9 Skip Kendall 36 30 39.33 920 D DNP 10 Heath Slocum 23 21 56.33 287 PU 11 David Duval 5 5 61.60 42 W lowest 5 240 The Sub Pars Fox 1 Charles Howell 41 31 31.39 1197 D 2 2 Fred Funk 41 32 37.31 1046 D 9 3 Brad Faxon 34 27 32.48 1013 D 21 4 Steve Lowery 34 27 48.37 584 D DNP 5 Scott Hoch 21 14 55.93 197 D 6 Bob Tway 28 23 38.35 728 D 13 7 John Cook 8 5 61.80 41 W 8 Joe Durant 31 23 44.87 578 D DNP 9 Bernhard Langer 0 0 xxx 0 W 10 Harrison Frazar25 23 47.78 511 D 11 Robert Gamez 33 28 38.68 877 PU DNP 12 Fred Couples 12 9 30.00 360 PU lowest 5 115 Dimpled Balls Al 1 Jim Furyk 37 27 16.52 1444 D 8 2 Davis Love III 37 23 20.78 1132 D 5 3 Scott McCarron 35 27 42.63 739 D 4 Jonathan Byrd 42 29 41.86 816 D DNP 5 Bob Burns 30 25 59.28 268 D DNP 6 Ian Leggatt 32 24 59.42 254 D DNP 7 Craig Parry 17 14 56.29 192 D 8 Dudley Hart 25 20 47.85 443 D 9 Notah Begay III 32 28 53.43 464 D DNP 10 Jeff Maggert 21 18 46.61 421 D DNP lowest 5 223