A good draft. Some of my comments:

First three taken were no brainers. I wanted Sergio at six. Thought I'd 
get him, too. Bleep you, Ikey. First seven taken like I thought they 
would be. DiMarco blows, Willo. You ain't got no chance for a major with 
him. I like Howell. Furyk and Love were nice 10 and 11 picks.

Loved my Duval pick in the second round. Big bounce back year for him in 
2003. Hans perfectly executed a strategy that I planned before the 
draft. If you get Toms in round one, take Goosen in round two. Geniuses 
think alike. John Rollins? A little early for grabbing home towners, 
Ikey. Ask Jack what taking Reds or Pacers have done for him in the past. 
Kenny Perry blows! Tiger and then Harrington? I smell another cellar 
dweller year.

Liked all of the picks in round three. All of them were very solid.

Byrd's a turd, Al. Willo, isn't Roberts on the Senior Tour this year? 
Ask Andy how Larry Nelson did for him a couple of years ago. Liked the 
Luke Donald pick.

Loved Hans' Weir pick in round 5. Snaked me and Sobo. Liked my Huston 
pick. Like all of my picks so far. Joel Edwards? Only guy he can beat is 
Bill Edwards. Bob Burns? Yeah, he won a tournament last year. That means 
there is no chance he'll win one for the next ten years. He's the 
classic play well the first round and miss the cut on Friday guy. I 
know. He was a ForeSkin last year.

Round 6 and Fox's team looks like the All AARP team. Tatorangutan? 
Hoo, hoo, hoo. Hee, hee, hee.  Willo, stop it, please, you're bleeping 
killing me. Ikey, are you gay? Dan Forsman? Oh no, Andy. Power to the 
Peoples. Elkington? That makes three of Preps top six that won't play much.

Round seven starts with Lehman? Put the kitty cat liter box back in the 
cellar, Prep. Pat Bates? Andy loves the room above the basement. Love 
the Beckman pick. Snaked again.

Joe Durant? Jimmy Durante will play better. Lickliter? Willo, you're 
gonna be an awfully popular girl next November.

I like the Lumpy pick in round nine. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut 
now and then. J.L. and J.P. are stinky. Like Baird. A great Day. Skippy? 
Yippee! Bernhard? Not hard. Notah? Tah tah.

Maggot's a fagot. Down goes Frazer! Heathcliff Slocum? Grab your ankles, 
Willo. You're gonna feel a little pressure. Loved Billy Mayfair in the 
tenth round. Love the ForeSkins. Like Senden. Ikey's a Duffer. Aaron 
Baddeley? What wus you thinkin, boy? Preppy rounds out another fine team 
with Nick Dildo. Surprise, surprise!

Predicted order of finish:

ForeSkins
Ace Holes
Sub Pars
Dimpled Balls
Pinseekers
Pot Bunkers
Smoothies
Hookers
Stiff Shafts
Willo

Play away, gentlemen! You too, Willo sweetie!

Gabes