Guys,

Below and attached you will find the final 2003 Roto Golf accounting. 
Congrats to Hans for finishing first and winning the big money 
($752.20). My second place ForeSkins earned me the second best payout.

As you all know, there are many different ways to win *and* lose money 
in Roto Golf. Frankly, that's one of the things I like about it. Fox 
finished in third, but he won less than $20 because his team was 
horsebleep in the majors and he won only three weekly skins.

My girlfriend Willo finished in fourth but he takes it in the ass in 
more ways than one and loses $120.83. His Beatoffs were pitiful in the 
majors and won only two weekly skins. The pain of losing money will be 
nothing compared to the pressure he's gonna feel when Daddy comes 
calling at our next get together.

Jack finished in fifth and actually won almost $25 thanks to nice majors 
performances and 5 weekly skins.

Sobo grabs his ankles with an almost $300 pounding because his team was 
particularly bad in the majors and earned only 2 weekly skins.

Andy and Al finished 7th and 8th, but their pounding was lessened 
somewhat thanks to, in Andy's case VJ and great majors performances by 
his team, and in Al's case, a Majors skin and 7 weekly skins. How bad 
was his team again other than that? He had Furyk and Love and still 
finished 8th. Sad. Pathetic, really.

Ikey throws the party. His team was pitiful all the way around. Sergio 
will not be getting a Christmas card from the Eichler's this year, but 
Jack will be getting a $40 bottle of scotch.

Preppy finished last and actually won $5 thanks to making very few moves 
and Tiger. Let's get this straight right now, Prep. You ain't getting 
bleep. If you think you're gonna make money after finishing in the cellar 
yet again, then you are dumber than Willo looks. I'm rounding Jack's 
winnings up to $25, and Fox's up to $20. Bleep Hans. He won enough 
already. I'm keeping the remaining change and buying a Jack for myself 
for running this marathon.

Mags loses $25 in his little side bet to me.

OK, all you losers send your money to me and I'll send out checks to the 
winners. Ikey, you should send Jack a $40 bottle of scotch directly. 


I'd like to close the books on this season ASAP, so please send payments 
as quickly as possible.

  Congrats to the winners. Better luck next year to the losers. Start 
studying now. The 2004 draft is about six weeks away.

Gabes


Name	Entry	Caddy	Waiver	Finish	Major	Major	Weekly	Side	TOTAL
		Moves	Moves		Skins	Side	Skins	Bets	
Hans	-75	-64	-30	484.87	71.95	74.38	60	230	752.2
Gabes	-75	-67	-30	324.58		31.87	0	135	319.45
Fox	-75	-66	-20	243.43		-82.5	-30	50	19.93
Willo	-75	-69	-20	161.29		-98.12	-60	40	-120.83
Jack	-75	-62	0	80.93		70.62	30	-20	24.55
Sobo	-75	-53	-30			-82.5	-60	11	-289.5
Andy	-75	-57	0			91.25	0	-101	-141.75
Al	-75	-57	0		71.95	-16.25	90	-160	-146.3
Ikey	-75	-49	0			-53.75	-120	-100	-397.75
Prep	-75	-15	0			65	90	-60	5
Mags	0	0	0			0	0	-25	-25

TOTAL	-750	-559	-130	1295.1	143.9	0	0	0	0

Ikey owes Jack $40 scotch