It's over. The longest grind in CyberZahm roto sports has mercifully come to an end, and, the Phucker did it again. He also won the low weekly score of the year with a 36 in week 38. Bleep you, Phox! Beatoff Willo took second without a challenge. He had a brief look from the mountain top a few weeks ago, but he couldn't handle prosperity. Still, nice money goes to the bridesmaid in this game. In the closing weeks of the season, Al's Balls were big as he rallied to touch Mags' Balls. Both Al and Mags had only five guys going in the two weekend tournaments. Al trailed Mags by just 50 points and bettered him by just 50 points when the Farm was flooded this morning. Hard to believe that after 44 weeks two teams could end up with the same numba. Sobo held on to the final money spot as my Skins had a good final week but not quite good enough to catch Sobo. Eighty seven points separated the third and sixth place teams. Ikey bested Jack in their $40 bottle of scotch bet on final finish. Andy's Hookers sucked, but Andy got the big payout yesterday when VJ brought four skins home to the Cathouse. Preppy and his tiger found the cellar months ago and settled in. He'll lose his shirt, but he gets to pet the tiger for another year. I'm awfully busy at work these days, so I'll try to get to the accounting portion of this after the holidays when things settle down a bit. To the winners, bleep you! To the losers, boo who. Gabes CyberZahm Roto Golf Standings 11/4/2002 Week 44 Pos Team Name Owner Total Average 1 Phucking Foxes Fox 8049 36.59 2 Masters Willo 8320 37.82 3 Ballwashers Mags 8668 39.40 4 Dimpled Balls Al 8668 39.40 5 Pinseekers Sobo 8722 39.65 6 ForeSkins Gabes 8755 39.80 7 Ace Holes Hans 8856 40.25 8 Pot Bunkers Ikey 9045 41.11 9 Smoothies Puss 9157 41.62 10 Happy Hookers Andy 9952 45.24 11 Stiff Shafts Prep 10593 48.15 Top 20 Golfers based on Points Saved while Active Pos Golfer Owner Pts Svd 1 David Toms Al 1360 2 Vijay Singh Andy 1251 3 Fred Funk Mags 1218 4 Phil Mickelson Ikey 1216 5 Charles Howell III Sobo 1210 6 Chris DiMarco Gabes 1202 7 Justin Leonard Fox 1146 8 Chris Riley Mags 1110 9 Tiger Woods Prep 1079 10 Jeff Sluman Ikey 1060 11 Jim Furyk Puss 1002 12 Jerry Kelly Fox 996 13 Bob Estes Hans 967 14 Kenny Perry Gabes 958 15 Steve Flesch Willo 953 16 Sergio Garcia Sobo 952 17 Davis Love III Willo 946 18 Shigeki Maruyama Puss 908 19 Bob Tway Al 902 20 Scott Verplank Hans 902 Teams, Players, Stats, and Current Week's Results Acq: D=Draft W=Waived TA=Traded TF=Traded For PU=Picked Up Week # Name active plays finish saved Acq: 44 Stiff Shafts Prep 1 Tiger Woods 40 18 10.06 1079 D 7 2 Jesper Parnevik 42 25 51.96 451 D DNP 3 Billy Mayfair 43 31 50.13 616 D DNP 4 Tom Pernice, Jr. 36 26 51.58 479 D 11 5 Billy Andrade 38 27 43.19 724 D 69 6 Robert Damron 4 4 60.00 40 D 7 Rory Sabbatini 40 20 50.30 394 D 76 8 Fred Couples 20 13 40.77 380 D 9 Duffy Waldorf 28 19 45.37 468 D DNP 10 Jay Don Blake 17 14 57.43 176 D lowest 5 227 Happy Hookers Andy 1 Vijay Singh 36 27 23.67 1251 D 1 2 Joe Durant 32 25 52.40 440 D 14 3 Rocco Mediate 29 22 29.73 886 D 13 4 Kirk Triplett 36 25 42.28 693 D 14 5 Steve Stricker 28 20 45.50 490 D 6 Jose Coceres 0 0 xxx 0 W 7 Padraig Harrington 1 1 64.00 6 W 8 Pat Bates 26 24 47.50 540 D CUT 9 Heath Slocum 39 31 55.48 450 D 25 10 Toshi Izawa 1 0 xxx 0 W 11 Deane Pappas 18 16 62.88 114 PU 12 Brandel Chamblee 27 22 61.82 180 PU 13 Rich Beem 35 23 43.30 614 PU 26 lowest 5 67 Pot Bunkers Ikey 1 Phil Mickelson 39 26 23.23 1216 D 5 2 Frank Lickliter II 40 29 43.31 774 D 20 3 Jeff Sluman 43 32 36.88 1060 D 24 4 Cameron Beckman 39 26 40.58 765 D 11 5 Stuart Appleby 35 26 38.35 823 D 6 Jonathan Kaye 30 24 50.50 468 D 14 7 Dennis Paulson 33 26 53.96 417 D 54 8 Darren Clarke 12 10 42.90 271 D 9 Thomas Bjorn 8 7 34.00 252 D 10 J.L. Lewis 29 28 50.86 536 D CUT lowest 5 74 Masters Willo 1 Davis Love III 30 25 32.16 946 D 5 2 Steve Flesch 40 32 40.22 953 D CUT 3 Tom Lehman 34 21 38.86 654 D 4 Nick Price 17 15 19.47 758 D 22 5 J.J. Henry 33 28 51.96 505 D CUT 6 Greg Chalmers 31 28 51.07 530 D 7 Chris Smith 34 26 45.92 626 D 5 8 Glen Day 27 24 40.46 709 D 9 Loren Roberts 25 22 33.68 799 D 30 10 Len Mattiace 37 27 38.30 856 D 18 lowest 5 80 Ballwashers Mags 1 David Duval 34 24 44.75 606 D DNP 2 Scott McCarron 35 28 39.04 867 D 11 3 Paul Azinger 27 20 48.20 436 D 4 Fred Funk 39 29 28.00 1218 D 24 5 Chris Riley 35 28 30.36 1110 D 26 6 Skip Kendall 31 27 45.85 652 D 54 7 Harrison Frazar 6 5 66.00 20 W 8 Stephen Ames 33 28 46.07 670 D 9 Mike Sposa 21 20 49.25 415 W 10 Jay Haas 27 20 44.45 511 D DNP 11 Craig Perks 16 13 56.31 178 PU CUT 12 Robert Gamez 4 4 40.00 120 PU lowest 5 185 Dimpled Balls Al 1 David Toms 42 27 19.63 1360 D 3 2 Scott Hoch 34 22 34.59 779 D 3 Mark Calcavecchia 32 24 45.54 587 D 4 Bob Tway 40 28 37.79 902 D DNP 5 Dudley Hart 36 26 41.69 736 D 6 Jeff Maggert 31 23 52.74 397 D 25 7 John Huston 29 23 32.26 868 D DNP 8 Colin Montgomerie 6 6 47.33 136 W 9 Joey Sindelar 28 24 43.75 630 D 36 10 Franklin Langham 0 0 xxx 0 W 11 Ian Leggatt 22 20 47.55 449 PU 25 12 Notah Begay III 8 8 52.00 144 PU 46 lowest 5 135 Pinseekers Sobo 1 Sergio Garcia 32 21 24.67 952 D 28 2 Stewart Cink 36 27 42.07 754 D 14 3 Charles Howell III 39 32 32.19 1210 D 2 4 Brian Gay 38 33 45.79 799 D 11 5 David Gossett 21 20 51.85 363 D 6 Briny Baird 38 31 45.00 775 D CUT 7 Matt Gogel 19 16 53.38 266 D 8 Matt Kuchar 28 27 49.26 560 D CUT 9 Per-Ulrik Johansson 27 24 54.46 373 D 10 Miguel A. Jimenez 6 6 56.83 79 W 11 Peter Lonard 24 16 27.38 682 PU 54 lowest 5 109 ForeSkins Gabes 1 Chris DiMarco 38 29 28.55 1202 D 7 2 Mike Weir 34 25 36.00 850 D 3 Kenny Perry 35 27 34.52 958 D 18 4 Bernhard Langer 13 12 42.08 335 W 5 Brett Quigley 31 27 54.52 418 D 25 6 Lee Janzen 36 29 41.28 833 D 20 7 Chad Campbell 37 34 47.85 753 D 4 8 Chris Perry 3 3 70.00 0 W 9 Glen Hnatiuk 28 26 45.15 646 D CUT 10 Edward Fryatt 5 3 70.00 0 W 11 Rod Pampling 25 23 45.83 556 PU 12 Bob Burns 17 15 57.73 184 PU CUT 13 Steve Elkington 6 6 56.67 80 PU lowest 5 74 Ace Holes Hans 1 Scott Verplank 35 26 35.31 902 D 2 Bob Estes 39 26 32.81 967 D 11 3 Brad Faxon 32 25 35.60 860 D 5 4 Hal Sutton 22 21 59.48 221 W 5 John Cook 26 22 46.86 509 D CUT 6 Tim Herron 33 25 41.36 716 D 7 Brent Geiberger 9 7 52.71 121 W 8 Bob May 33 28 52.79 482 D 69 9 David Berganio, Jr. 17 13 59.00 143 W 10 Jose Maria Olazabal 20 19 36.32 640 D 29 11 John Rollins 20 20 32.70 746 PU 13 12 Bryce Molder 14 13 61.38 112 PU 13 Ben Crane 8 6 39.83 181 PU DNP lowest 5 127 Smoothies Puss 1 Jim Furyk 41 25 29.92 1002 D 18 2 Robert Allenby 28 24 32.58 898 D 22 3 Steve Lowery 40 28 41.18 807 D 13 4 Shigeki Maruyama 34 23 30.52 908 D 13 5 John Daly 34 21 52.71 363 D 6 Retief Goosen 16 14 19.14 712 D 9 7 Mark Brooks 30 25 52.60 435 D 20 8 Esteban Toledo 33 27 51.04 512 D 9 Garrett Willis 5 4 60.50 38 W 10 Lee Westwood 5 5 51.00 95 W 11 Luke Donald 25 21 41.00 609 PU 1 12 Jim Carter 17 10 63.00 70 PU lowest 5 54 Phucking Foxes Fox 1 Ernie Els 26 18 20.00 900 D 13 2 Justin Leonard 33 26 25.92 1146 D 18 3 Kevin Sutherland 36 27 46.93 623 D 4 Jerry Kelly 38 29 35.66 996 D 4 5 Joel Edwards 32 27 37.67 873 D 36 6 K.J. Choi 28 23 34.65 813 D 9 7 Neal Lancaster 20 14 45.36 345 PU 8 Olin Browne 30 28 46.79 650 D 9 David Peoples 27 24 42.83 652 D 25 10 Jay Williamson 3 2 38.50 63 W 11 Pat Perez 26 22 45.77 533 PU W/D 12 Jose Coceres 9 8 56.38 109 W lowest 5 69