NAME ENTRY CDY MVS WVR MVS FINISH MJR SKNS MJR SDE WKY SKNS SIDE TOTAL Foxes ($75) ($146) ($30) $692.10 $75 $111.00 $0 $627.10 Smoothies ($75) ($116) ($20) $461.40 ($117.50) ($21) $115 $226.90 Ace Holes ($75) ($156) ($20) $346.05 $115.35 ($21.25) $111.00 $115 $415.15 ForeSkins ($75) ($144) ($30) $230.70 $115.35 $201.50 $111.00 $180 $589.55 Pinseekrs ($75) ($126) ($30) $115.35 ($3.50) $45.00 $40 ($34.15) D Balls ($75) ($122) ($10) ($89.75) ($87.00) ($25) ($408.75) Blowfish ($75) ($132) ($20) ($92.50) $45.00 ($50) ($324.50) Clickers ($75) ($136) ($30) $230.70 $52.50 ($87.00) ($80) ($124.80) P Bunkers ($75) ($94) $0 $0.50 ($54.00) ($80) ($302.50) H Hookers ($75) ($86) ($20) $45.00 ($87.00) ($180) ($403.00) S Shafts ($75) ($14) $0 ($50.00) ($87.00) ($35) ($261) TOTAL ($825) ($1,272) ($210) $1,845.60 $461.40 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 Here's the final accounting, gents. A couple notes of interest: 1) The fourth place ForeSkins won almost as much as the first place Foxes. Major reason was a better performance in the majors, a major skin, and BLEEPING SIDE BETS! What a dope Fox was. He'd have over $800 coming his way if he had the stones to back the team he drafted. He didn't. 2) Hans and I took home more than Jack even though he finished ahead of us in the standings. Why? Jack's Smoothies were anything but that in the majors. Jack took it in the ass in major side bets. He also lost $30 to six of us on a bet that his total team major scores would be better than ours. Never happened. Jack's Smoothies also did poorly in weekly skins action. Too bad, Puss. 3) Al may be a good golfer, and he may have roto baseball figured out, but he's demonstrated since we started roto golf that he can't pick a winning team. He's finished 7th, 9th, 7th and now 6th. Improvement? He was the biggest money loser this year. Why? His team was really shitty across the board. Particularly lousy in the majors, and lousy week to week when it came to finishing near the top. 4) Willo finished in 8th, but Al and Mags who finished in front of him lost more money. Duval's double Grand Slam skin was the reason, of course. Willo's team also did quite well in all of the majors. Here's how we'll settle up: Al pays Fox $408 Andy pays Fox $219 Ikey pays Jack $227 plus a bottle of whisky Andy pays Hans $184 Ikey pays Hans $75 Mags pays Hans $155 Four girlfriends pay me: Mags pays Gabes $169 Sobo pays Gabes $34 Preppy pays Gabes $251 ($261 minus the $10 I owe you for the World Series bet) Willo pays Daddy $104 ($124 minus the $20 I gave you to buy World Series bleep me pumps) Pay up quickly, girls. I want to close the books on this season as soon as possible. Gabes