Commissioner,

Upon review of the 2003-2004 Cyberzahm Hoops draft, I must apologize in 
advance for taking advantage of this league of amateurs.  It will be 
difficult to take all of your money this year (NOT!).  It appears that 
mid-life is having an effect on y'all's ability to make clear rational 
judgements.  In Anthony's case, the reason can't be mid-life, so it must 
be the beginnings of abstinence from marital sex.

Yes the draft showed how easily distracted you all are.  Ben Wallace in 
round 2- one of 6 or 7 reasons why Fox is not happy with his team.  Then 
there's Kobe- Gabes, this guy will be spending too much time on the 
wrong court this year.  Hans goes with Ratliff- more like ratshit. 
Willo picks sweet baby James, who will miss half his games because they 
are after curfew.  Jack succumbe to Pacer passion and takes the dying 
Reggie.  Anthony used the previous day's boxscore to draft the hot 
player of the day, cause he was out partying too much to do any 
research.  Stromolie Swift?  Is that dessert or the latest designer drug?

So, I apologize for taking advantage of all of your frailities.  The 
03-04 Felonius Punks are a master display of power, balance, and 
shooting stardom.  We will leave you distracted street players in the 
dust and take your money to the bank, even if we do squander it on gold 
chains, glitzy models, and lawyer's fees.

Punks