Fox,

Nice comments.  I especially like the part about me finishing first if I
manage my team properly.  Truth is, I don't know shit about basketball.
I just draft who the magazines tell me to draft.  Must say that I do
like my fatsos.  In fact, I'm changing my team name.  This year please
refer to my fine collection of human beings as the Bleeping Fatsos. I
think I'll finish near the top in points, points/game, rebounds, blocks
and FG%.  Should be middle of the pack in steals and assists and near
the bottom in FT%. Should be good enough to kick your fat ass.

I like Hans' team, too.  Love Brand.  Wanted Armstrong. Wanted Brian
Grant with my last pick.  I think Hans will contend again for top
honors, and just like the baseball draft, Hans proved you can draft a
real good team at the bottom.

Your team blows, Fox.  Ya know why?  You bleeped up and took Allan
Houston.  He blows!  I hear Mutombo may have Ebola.  That's OK, though,
you can always move Cliff Robinson and his 3 rebounds a night to the
center position when Ratso breaks his leg again. I'll be spending your
money by Thanksgiving.

Mags did a fantastic job keeping things moving while he installed screen
doors on the subs.  Problem is though, his team has as many holes as a
screen door because of it.  Love Garnett and Kobe, but I had both of
them last year and finished next to last. Some nice guards, but where's
the beef?  Penny Hardaway is headed in the wrongaway.  Didn't Ewing
retire?  Does McCulloch play in the CBA?  He's not listed in any of my
mags, Mags.

Jack, Jack, Jack you bleeping did it again.  Didn't you learn your lesson
in baseball?  Forget the bleeping home town loyalties.  Your team has as
much a chance of winning the CyberZahm crown as the Pacers do of winning
the NBA crown.  Ain'ta gonna happen, pal.  

Dave is a man.  Sprewell is a punk.  Dave took one for the sake of
goodness.  Dave is goodness.  I want good things to happen for his team.
Unfortunately, they won't.

Andy, Andy what can I tell you?  Your team is bleeping pathetic!  I
should have let you draft Smits.  He'll put up better numbers than
Sabonis or the Kandyman.  Strojakovic will give you a Greek job and you
can count on Laettner to give you a hand job. That's about all you can
count on, though.  I do think you'll like Derek Anderson.  He's better
than Bobby Sura, trust me.

Let the games begin, boys.  And remember, I've got Shaq daddy foo, you
fools!

Gabes