Roto-owners- The first move period was a non-event. Only one trade and three reserve moves, all affecting pitchers. Some noticable non-moves: the Pinstripes must be expecting a quick recall of David Ortiz; he remains active, while down in AAA. The Hogmen must still be basking in last years dreamworld. Rumor has it they've now hired a faith healer to bring the two Kerrys back to life. Despite strong rumors of season ending surgery for both, their new GM, Mrs. Willo, elected to keep both Lichtenberg and Wood on the active roster for April. The moves: * Foxes trade James Baldwin to the Nuzzahs for Matt Morris. (I think Morris still outpitches Fat-ass with his arm in a sling.) * Foxes replace Morris (#83) with Freddy Garcia, Seattle * Mazins replace Bruce "Took one on the" Chen (#184) with Mark Clark. (How can we have three Texas starters in our league?) * Nuzzahs replace Hideo "Don't want him" Nomo (#259) with Wilson Alvarez. Mags also penalized two rounds at Myrtle Beach for includng the Pinstripe's Dave Burba on his replacement list. Question for Fox, Mags, and Andy: Did any of you see Darryl Kile last night? (You, too, Willo.) Sobo DIPSHIT From Gary. CORRECTION. The Nuzzahs replaced Nomo with Pat Hentgen, Toronto. Sorry Mags, Gary -----Original Message----- Roto-owners- The first move period was a non-event. Only one trade and three reserve moves, all affecting pitchers. Some noticable non-moves: the Pinstripes must be expecting a quick recall of David Ortiz; he remains active, while down in AAA. The Hogmen must still be basking in last years dreamworld. Rumor has it they've now hired a faith healer to bring the two Kerrys back to life. Despite strong rumors of season ending surgery for both, their new GM, Mrs. Willo, elected to keep both Lichtenberg and Wood on the active roster for April. The moves: * Foxes trade James Baldwin to the Nuzzahs for Matt Morris. (I think Morris still outpitches Fat-ass with his arm in a sling.) * Foxes replace Morris (#83) with Freddy Garcia, Seattle * Mazins replace Bruce "Took one on the" Chen (#184) with Mark Clark. (How can we have three Texas starters in our league?) * Nuzzahs replace Hideo "Don't want him" Nomo (#259) with Wilson Alvarez. Mags also penalized two rounds at Myrtle Beach for includng the Pinstripe's Dave Burba on his replacement list. Question for Fox, Mags, and Andy: Did any of you see Darryl Kile last night? (You, too, Willo.) Copies of the move notes are attached. Sobo DIPSHIT