Such bullshit.  I'm still shoveling out.

Albert  --  He has Ole Rikety Henderson, Jose Canseco and a bunch of pitching
stiffs on his team.  And he's an expert?

Gabes  --  Flapping through too many fantasy rags were you?  Your problem was
that you must have had a few 1996 rags mixed in with your 1999 sheets.  This
might explain your team, as well as your draft analysis.

Andrew  --  Your late round pick of Benitez was brilliant!  Just brilliant!
Your analysis, however, illustrates that your momentary brilliance has left
you blind.  In one eye at least.  

Mags  --  Your reference to the 'Rats as "cabbage pickers" has not gone
unnoticed.  Remember always  --  you picked Charles Johnson.  Let's see...
400-500 ABs at about .222.  Ouch.  

Willo  --  Your "February 24 communique"?  Was that the one where you promised
us all a big surprise.  Can't wait.  Say  --  what about your team this year?
Pretty much a pile of shit, isn't it?  At least that's what the consensus is.
Think you're going to repeat?  

Stay tuned for a real draft analysis.  You should all realize that I have been
at this for three years.  The 'Rats have never finished in last place.  And
The 'Rats came pretty close to the first division a couple of times.

Still processing all the data...

A Real Baseball Expert