Andy's review of the draft:

Cyberladies,
	I have just finished analyzing the draft data on my super-crayola 
and the results are as expected:  Mazin McDoormats to finish first with a 
comfortable margin in what will probably be a wire to wire finish.  You 
all drafted admirably, but unfortunately none could stay with me.  Let's 
get right to the numbers for the positions you will finish:

		HR	RBI	SB	AVG.	Total Pts.
Leathernuts	1	1	5	9	16
Rangers		2	6	3	8	19
Ball Busters	7	7	3	8	25
Invinceables	3	2	4	4	13
Muskrats	6	3	1	3	13
Panzas		5	5	2	1	13
Foxes		8	8	7	6	29
Mazins		9	9	8	7	33
Hogs		4	4	6	2	16

	As you can see, not much of a fight for first in the offensive 
categories, but a real good cellar match amongst the Invinceables, 
Muskrats, and Panzas.

	And the Pitching:
		Wins	Saves	ERA	Total Pts.	Total Totals
Leathernuts	7	1	2	10		26
Rangers         2	9	8	19		38
Ball Busters	1	8	7	16		41 
Invinceables	6	7	5	18		31
Muskrats	5	4	4	13		26
Panzas		8	2	1	11		24
Foxes		3	5	6	14		43
Mazins		4	6	9	19		52
Hogs		9	3	3	15		31

	And there you have it.  Mazins to run away with the crown, Ball 
busters and Foxes to fight it out for 2nd place, Panzas, Muskrats and 
Leathernuts to fight it out for last place, with the Panzas favored to 
lose it all.
	
	Individual draft analysis and team commentary will follow in a 
subsequent note.  My purpose is not to embarrass anyone here, just to 
make you better players for next year when you attempt to challenge me 
again.

Yours in domination,
The Mazin' McDoormats

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Also rans,
	Following please find detailed commentary on your team and draft 
selections.  Please don't be too hard on yourselves in comparison to the 
Mazins'.

Leathernuts:  Boy, you must have big ones to have ever thought that you 
could compete in this league.  It was obvious in early goings you hadn't 
a clue of what you were doing when you selected Brady Anderson in round 
two, Marty Cordova in four, and Paul Molitor in 8.  And how do you spell 
RELIEF?  I guess for a rookie effort there are some bright spots to this 
team even if you can't subtract Trombley and Patterson, but from all 
indications here, the Commie Leathernuts should be ready to compete about 
the time Hale-Bopp makes another pass.

Rangers:  Not a bad effort for a first timer, Gary, but PLEASE - get rid 
of the Mark Grace fascination.  Durham was a stretch in round 5 but a 
lousy pick like that was to be expected after you stunk out the joint 
with Jeter in round 4.  By the way, you can gladly have the spitter you 
took in round 2.  Hope he gets a lot of close calls.  Hernandez in 3 was 
a mistake, as was James Baldwin (he of the high ERA).  But hey, not 
everyone can be as good as the Mazins.  Just keep trying and you should 
be in the hunt for a league title about the time Rich Becker reaches his 
"potential".  Is Rusty Greer Will's son?  Love Todd Walker.

Ball Busters: You've come a long way baby.  All the way to a full fledged 
also-ran.  If it wasn't for the Mazins, you might have a shot at this 
thing.  But, let's get back to reality.  Ryne Sandberg's wife left him 
for a reason and you should have too.  Dunston never reached the star 
status everyone predicted, so why should he now.  Hello Hampton, 
Stottlemeyer and Burba, Good-Bye ERA.  Will Mike Mussina ever find 
happiness in Baltimore?  Or his old fastball?   And I'm glad to see that 
Knoblauch's bad hamstrings don't bother you in the least.

Invinceables:  This team looks like a 13 year old drafted it.  It's a 
good thing that kid can play basketball.  Burks in round 1? 
Ventura,Baines,Martinez,Alvarez,Hundley......Somebody's been hanging 
around the windy city too long.  MARTINEZ!!!!  Well, at least last year's 
disappointing finish will have you prepared for this year's fiasco as 
well.  There are signs of progress however.

Muskrats:  Most disappointing.  It seemed to me at times during the draft 
that your mind must not have been focused on what you were doing.  Almost 
like you were in the middle of preparing bird's nest soup or something 
like that.  Javy Lopez in round 4?  The crowd cheered.  Jamie Bluma?  You 
 really shouldn't read all those pre-season magazines.  A little bit of 
knowledge is trully a dangerous thing.  Charlton, Eckersley, Franco?  I'm 
glad to see the Muskrats don't practice age discrimination.  Well, at 
least you should be able to stay out of the cellar, one step ahead of Al.

Panzas:  This isn't a baseball team, it's a MASH unit.  Tettleton, 
Fielder, Palmer, Gonzalez, Walker, Lankford, Strawberry, R.Johnson, R. 
Martinez,.... on and on.  Hope your HMO coverage is up to date. Really 
Al, we expected better of you.

Foxes:  The Fox game was finished as soon as the AL teams were invited 
into the format.  No more Mr. NL expertise with 17 roto teams going over 
the last ten years.  Filled up those OF slots awful quickly didn't you, 
red beard?  Jose Rosado?  I thought you learned your lesson last year 
with Paul Wilson.  M.Williams, S.Berry?  Thought about a trade with the 
Panzas yet?

Hog Men:  Wonderful draft, Willo.  With my expert coaching as your draft 
buddy I'm sure you will embarrass all these pretenders out here.  This 
would be a wonderful opportunity for you to make some money if only you 
could find someone willing to offer you credit on a bet.  By the way, Cal 
Ripken wasn't my idea.

	And there you have it.