CyberZahm Fantasy Baseball Draft 2012

Completed Picks

P# Team Player POS Pithy Comment
Round 1
1MazinsMatt KempOFand away we go ....
2NutsAlbert Pujols1B
3CuttersMiguel Cabrera1Bsnaked in the first round!
4TamalesRobinson Cano2BCan't believe he's still available....
5JackersJacoby EllsburyOFNo ribbing allowed
6FoxesTroy TulowitskiSSGood morning! I fixed the link.
7BombersJoey Votto1BVotto I know
8BustersRyan BraunOFStill on the board at pick 8. Are you fucking kidding me. I had him as a top four player. I'd like to thank the Moes in front of me for letting him slip to me!
9ExpectoratorsJose Bautista3BJust can't take a pass here...
10PanzasPrince Fielder1BFatso had better live up to his contract
Round 2
11PanzasCurtis GrandersonOFShould provide numbers in 4 categories and serves as trade bait w/ the Bombers
12ExpectoratorsJustin UptonOF...or here, either.
13BustersAdrian Gonzalez1B
14BombersHanley RamirezSSSoon to be eligible at 3B
15FoxesClayton KershawPStay healthy please
16JackersCarlos GonzalezOFHim good
17TamalesMark Teixeira1Bliked Cargo; my second option
18CuttersJose ReyesSSplaying now for Ozzie Guillen. should be interesting.
19NutsEvan Longoria3BIf he stays healthy...
20MazinsDustin Pedroia2BPosted by Gabes
Round 3
21MazinsIan Kinsler2BPosted by Gabes
22NutsJustin VerlanderPCouldn't resist...
23CuttersRoy HalladayPan early run on pitching.... at least good pitching...
24TamalesMatt HollidayOF
25JackersCliff LeePLots of K's
26FoxesCC SabathiaPa returning fox
27BombersAndrew McCutchenOFI'm partial to Mc's
28BustersGiancarlo StantonOFPass the pasta, please. I almost took him last round, but I couldn't pass on A-Gon at 1B.
29ExpectoratorsJosh HamiltonOFI'm at a loss for words.
30PanzasJered WeaverPA Panza from 2011 returns to the fold
Round 4
31PanzasFelix HernandezPTwo P's in 4 rounds? May be be the Scotch talking. And you boys thought the run on pitching was over.
32ExpectoratorsEric Hosmer1BAndy woulda took 'im, just to piss me off
33BustersAdrian Beltre3BClean-up hitter in the Rangers order and ball park. Yippee!
34BombersBen Zobrist2BIf not eligible at 2B, then OF
35FoxesHunter PenceOFnice job today all
36JackersRyan Zimmerman3BBack to hitting dingers
37TamalesCole HamelsPposted by Hans
38CuttersNelson CruzOF
39NutsTim LincecumPAnother ace up my sleeve...
40MazinsBrett Lawrie3BTerry got Hosmer. Couldn't let this one get away..
Round 5
41MazinsCarlos SantanaCO ye como va
42NutsMichael BournOFFull speed ahead. Sorry for the delay. Left provs with Hans, who must be oop at the moment...
43CuttersBrandon Phillips2BPrep - dont know where you left provisionals. never got them. on to Sobo
44TamalesZack GreinkePFlipped a coin between Zack and Hamels last round. Babs- can you believe we both gave two P;s?
45JackersStarlin CastroSSMike McCoy in town for the last three days speaking to Catholic school kids. Largest St. Patrick's Day Parade today in Indy history in part because it was 80 degrees and sunny. Thanks for your patience. Otherwise, as the Irish say, "Fook You"!
46FoxesHowie Kendrick2BMy middle infield shaping up nicely
47BombersDavid Wright3BOn Cocoa Beach right now. Hard to focus. More boobs than in Cyberzahm!
48BustersElvis AndrusSSI'm All Shook Up!
49ExpectoratorsDesmond JenningsOFHugs & Kisses, Jack
50PanzasDan Uggla2BBA is overrated
Round 6
51PanzasJay BruceOFLike I said... BA is overrated
52ExpectoratorsAlex GordonOFSo is Jack, Babs.
53BustersYovani GallardoP
54BombersShane VictorinoOFStill flying.
55FoxesMike NapoliCMarch madness, Roto Golf, Roto Baseball Draft, Patty's Day ... wooo wooooo!!
56JackersPablo Sandoval3BPosted by Fox, just spoke to Jack who is still celebrating Patty's Day. Good job Jack I hope you remember making this pick.
57TamalesBrett GardnerOFWoosh!!
58CuttersBJ UptonOF
59NutsAlex Rodriguez3BHere's hoping this has been will still be...
60MazinsBilly Butler1Bposted by Hans
Round 7
61MazinsAsdrubal CabreraSSposted by Hans
62NutsJimmy RollinsSSposted by Hans
63CuttersMichael Young3Bconsistent, on a very good team
64TamalesMatt WietersCgotta go; tee off in an hour!
65JackersBrian McCannCWe'll see how is on the clock today! Jameson Leicht
66FoxesShin-Soo ChooOF彼は良い野球選手
67BombersDavid PricePThe Price is right.
68BustersMiguel MonteroCWas a big part of the 2011 Busters championship!
69ExpectoratorsBuster PoseyC 他欠我 That's Chinese for "he owe me"
70PanzasMichael MorseOFOne of my best picks in 2011 in one of the very last rounds. Can't wait that long this year
Round 8
71PanzasCarl CrawfordOFI could live to regret this one... but rebound upside is pretty high once he gets back
72ExpectoratorsDan HarenPAn Irish battery mate for Posey!
73BustersCameron MaybinOF
74BombersJon LesterPBack to the beach
75FoxesMichael CuddyerOFmaybe a reach but i like him in Coors .. kinda the opposite of Josh H
76JackersJames ShieldsPMore than 200Ks - Maybe
77TamalesCorey HartOFhealthy for opening day? Hope so!
78CuttersJoe MauerCJoe - you owe me since last year was such a bust.... everyone in MN including Prep feel the same way
79NutsHeath BellPNew team, will the old trend continue?
80MazinsCraig KimbrelPOh, ye of little faith...
Round 9
81MazinsJonathan PapelbonP...and another closer for good measure.
82NutsMariano RiveraPOld man Rivera...
83CuttersAdam WainwrightPhe's back and hopefully healthy
84TamalesDavid Ortiz1BA professional hit man.....
85JackersPaul Konerko1BSteady
86FoxesAramis Ramirez3B
87BombersC.J. WilsonP
88BustersM BumgarnerP
89ExpectoratorsIan KennedyPCan't get more Iris than that!
90PanzasJohn AxfordP
Round 10
91PanzasEmilio BonifacioSSPosition flexibility (SS, 3b and OF) and steals. Hopefully still running batting deeper in the lineup
92ExpectoratorsIchiro SuzukiOFWanted a little raw fish eater for Lent.
93BustersAdam JonesOFStill only 26. Could be even more upside!
94BombersDrew StubbsOFHope I Drew a winner
95FoxesJesus MonteroCAn obvious Sunday morning pick
96JackersChris YoungOF
97TamalesKevin Youkilis3BPraying to the Greek Gods for a healthy 2012.....
98CuttersAngel PaganOFhe's got speed! sorry for the delay. but I did make some cash on the course.
99NutsJemile Weeks2BSome speed...
100MazinsJeff FrancouerOFHey, ya never know...
Round 11
101MazinsMelky CabreraOFWill he deliver? Maybe The Cutters will trade me so I can own the trifecta of Cabreras...
102NutsJosh BeckettPHoping for a little bounce back
103CuttersMatt CainPI'm thinking about that trade offer....
104TamalesMat LatosP
105JackersJohnny CuetoPOhio air!
106FoxesDaniel HudsonPI do not like taking pitchers.
107BombersLance Berkman1B
108BustersGio GonzalezPGood K pitcher, and the move to the NL could mean even more as he faces pitchers rather than DHs.
109ExpectoratorsJosh JohnsonPO, Joshy, Boy!
110PanzasAlex AvilaCPosted by Fox. Nice pick Albert and good job with the provisionals
Round 12
111PanzasStephen StrasburgPSnaked by Terry's re-pick .. will be interesting to compare JJ vs SS as season progresses. My $$ says Spitters got the best of it.
112ExpectoratorsDee GordonSSFlash's kid.
113BustersMatt GarzaP
114BombersFreddie FreemanUT
115FoxesErick AybarSSgood morning
116JackersRicky Weeks2B
117TamalesDanny Espinosa2B
118CuttersNick MarkakisOF
119NutsJ.J. HardySSIf hale, then Hardy...
120MazinsAndre EthierOFAt this point in the draft, you ethier make good or bad selections...
Round 13
121MazinsJason WerthOFHere's hoping he can't do any werth than he did last year...
122NutsJosh WillinghamOFIf the 'Nuts are gonna be makin' bacon, they will need a Willingham...
123CuttersJose ValverdePreturning from a successful 2011. PLEASE repeat...
124TamalesYadier MolinaCGetting a little thin.......
125JackersAlexi RamirezSSFills out the MI
126FoxesDelmon YoungOFHitting his prime.
127BombersJason HeywardOF
128BustersNick SwisherOFGotta have a Yankee!
129ExpectoratorsTommy HansonP
130PanzasYu DarvishPLooking for Nomo, not Irabu or Igawa
Round 14
131PanzasDrew StorenPWith Drew, I'll be storin' away the Saves
132ExpectoratorsRicky RomeroP
133BustersCoco CrispOFYou don't get him this year, Fox! Coco rounds out my offense very nicely at the 14 round mark.
134BombersMatt MoorePRolling dice on the rookie. 14K/9inn is Moore than enough.
135FoxesCory LuebkePLuebke Luebke Fortune Cookie
136JackersDoug FisterP
137TamalesDerek HollandPace stuff is the upside...
138CuttersMatt JoyceOFgonna have a big year.....
139NutsAlfonso SorianoOFA few taters...
140MazinsBrandon MorrowPThe sun will come out to Morrow ..
Round 15
141MazinsJordan ZimmermanPDon't think twice, its alright.
142NutsBen RevereOFRevered for his swipes...
143CuttersCarlos ZambranoPposted by Sobo
144TamalesBrandon BeachyPKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.............
145JackersPeter BourjoxOFPosted by Fox
146FoxesFrancisco LirianoPhoping for repeat of 2010
147BombersChase Utley2BPosted by Gabes
148BustersPaul Goldschmidt1BCould hit 30 yard balls this year, and it's round 14, and he swipes a few bases!
149ExpectoratorsBud NorrisPLast year in NL, I do believe.
150PanzasAnibel SanchezP
Round 16
151PanzasIke Davis1BI like Ike!
152ExpectoratorsCarlos MarmolPWell, can't beef about the K's...
153BustersMax ScherzerPPitches for a good team, plus Ks.
154BombersChris CarpenterPPlenty of time for a Yankee, he told the pf...
155FoxesErvin SantanaP... back to work
156JackersJeremy HellicksonPPosted by Gabes
157TamalesDexter FowlerOFrolling da bones....
158CuttersRyan Roberts3BI'm going to be making suggestions on ways to improve the draft. CBS and Yahoo have online sites that remove players when taken. or, we need an alpha list of players suggested. More thoughts later. gotta work
159NutsHiroki KurodaPAnother damn Yankee...
160MazinsVance WorleyPVanimal ....
Round 17
161MazinsHuston StreetPAnd the further down the street you go, the meaner he gets ....
162NutsJustin MastersonPJustin time [groan].
163CuttersCarlos BeltranOFI checked previous picks and didnt see his name. a definite injury risk regardless
164TamalesSergio SantosPGuys- will be out most of the evening, getting back about 10:30 Central. Will pick then if to me. Fox- I hear Andy is really pissed about the Soria decision. he should be- JS with one arm is an upgrade for his staff!
165JackersMark ReynoldsUT88 runs, 82 RBIs, 38 dingers (and .226BA)
166FoxesRyan Howard1BUnheralded local nine's player should be back by May.
167BombersMatt GamelOFUninjured and eligible
168BustersJason Kipnis2BTook a long look at the Yankee captain, but I'll go with a young up and comer with some nice upside.
169ExpectoratorsNeil Walker2BJohnny Red's bastard descendant..
170PanzasLogan MorrisonOFTwitter mania under Ozzie, and production in enhanced Marlins lineup
Round 18
171PanzasWilson RamosCThere a 3-4 catchers left worth a shit... well, now, 2 or 3
172ExpectoratorsJoel HanrahanPConsidered Motte the Hoople, but did na wanna be a Putz.
173BustersBrian WilsonPSorry for the delay. I just got back from church services and shopping with Ann Marie.
174BombersCarlos LeeOFDon't ask me. [Posted by Ter].
175FoxesMichael PinedaPTo help keep CC in line
176JackersAndrew BaileyPWas ready to take Mickey Mantle - OF - NYY but he may not be back by opening day
177TamalesMartin PradoOFsorry guys- game went to a shootout. but I didn't take Sharon shopping afterwards.
178CuttersJ J PutzPOff to the gym, l'll ne the putz.
179NutsAustin JacksonOFMore speed in the outfield...
180MazinsTim HudsonPDaniel, my brother, you are older than me.
Round 19
181MazinsMike MinorPThat's a major selection
182NutsMark TrumboUTAnother cheruboomer...
183CuttersJason MottePCards Closer
184TamalesRyan MadsonPGo Big Red Machine!
185JackersUbaldo JimenezPMy name Jose Jimenez - er - Ubaldo Jimenez
186FoxesRyan RaburnOFoff to tend dogs .. will check back about 3
187BombersRussell MartinCPosted by Gabes
188BustersBrandon LeaguePAlmost took him last round instead of Wilson. Now I have both.
189ExpectoratorsYunel EscobarSSTurn that corner, 'bert!
190PanzasJose TabataOF
Round 20
191PanzasLucas DudaUTCamptown Racetrack, sing that song... Duda, Duda
192ExpectoratorsJaime GarciaPI was humming the same song, for a while, "bert.
193BustersChris SalePTime to roll the bones. It is round 20, after all.
194BombersShaun MarcumPI hope he is not injured
195FoxesAlejandro De AzaOFcould steal 327 bases!
196JackersWill VenableOFGoin' out west.
197TamalesDerek JeterSSOld, but not dead. Will put up better numbers than Utley, for sure.
198CuttersJonathan LecroyCwhile Gabes is cheering for the Brewers,hopefully he'll include their catcher, my newest player
199NutsJohan SantanaPNeeded another Big Apple guy. It was him or Tim Tebow...
200MazinsMike Moustakas3BOPA! My big fat Greek Thirdbaseman....
Round 21
201MazinsDavid FreeseUTDriving to the park in his new car ...
202NutsDenard SpanOFFragile, but decent upside...
203CuttersClay BucholzPOff to the Hawks game.
204TamalesColby LewisPRanger workhorse
205JackersJordan WaldenPMore Saves
206FoxesEdwin Encarnacion1Bor 3B ...
207BombersJ.P. ArencibiaC
208BustersTorii HunterUTLost 16 lbs, batting in front of Pujols, BIG TIME snake [posted by Ter]
209ExpectoratorsBrennan BoeschOFHitting in front of Migs and Prince. But now I gotta root for a tigger...
210PanzasDustin Ackley2BPlease tell me that I snaked Gabes or Hans with that pick.
Round 22
211PanzasJair JurrjensPWon't see many K'sbut Jair should provide W's and ERA.
212ExpectoratorsJarrod SaltlmcchiaCWanted to see if his name would fit...
213BustersRyan DempsterP190+ Ks in the 22nd round. Nice! I think his ERA will get back under 4.00 again this year, too.
214BombersRafael BetancourtPHappy Spring to everyone! [posted by T,Ex]
215FoxesYoenis CespedesUTShould be very interesting to see how this guy does.
216JackersAlex RiosOFWe'll see. At least his name is easier to say than Cespedes or Saltalamacchia
217TamalesScott BakerPJack- you got me on Rios.......
218CuttersMatt HarrisonPguess Sobo didnt want a 3rd Ranger pitcher. I'll take him.
219NutsA.J. PierzynskiCTrade bait when Mauer or some other stud goes down...
220MazinsAlex PresleyOFHoping he ain't nothin but a hound dog ...
Round 23
221MazinsJeff SmardzijaPGo Irish!
222NutsCarl PavanoPHe will either suck, or he will suck it up...
223CuttersJhonny PeraltaSSglad he's still on the board this late. if only his mom could spell
224TamalesIan DesmondUTupside on speed- if he can hit
225JackersBrandon McCarthyPLet's get this thing done tonite!
226FoxesJonathan NieseP
227BombersKyle LohsePCan''t believe he was still on the board!
228BustersAlcides EscobarSSWatch ud turn this corner!
229ExpectoratorsGaby Sanchez1BSolid...Gone!
230PanzasDaniel Murphy3BCould win a batting crown. Not much else but I need another Met and I can't root for Chipper Jones
Round 24
231PanzasTrevor CahillPAt least he gets to strike out opposing pitchers as he moves to NL and should get more run support from AZ
232ExpectoratorsBrandon BeltUTA left Coast favorite.
233BustersRyan DoumitCThat's a wrap! [posted by Ter]
234BombersWandy RodriguezPThe first Wandy, and only the second Rodriguez, of the draft.
235FoxesChris CapuanoPHas had two Tommy John surgeries so I figure he is essentially now throwing fastballs using a leg where his arm used to be.
236JackersMiguel OlivoCGreat job everyone!
237TamalesJD MartinezOFPlay Ball!
238CuttersAdam LindUTa total flyer. bigger risk than Jeff Smardzija, if that is possible
239NutsChris IannettaCA new team. 6 SB's last year. What's not to like?????
240MazinsDevin MesoracoCThe Pride of Punxsutawny. and so it ends.