CyberZahm Fantasy Baseball Draft 2010

Completed Picks

P# Team Player POS Pithy Comment
Round 1
1MazinsHanley RamirezSSWait? Wait? We don't need no stinkin wait. Passing on Pujols. Run Hanley, run.
2TamalesAlbert Pujols1B
3FoxesMatt KempOFHere we go...
4ExpectoratorsChase Utley2BUtterly delicious!
5CuttersMark Teixeira1B
6JackersRyan BraunOFTo have suds on St. Patrick's Day, you have to start with a Brewer!
7BustersAlex Rodriguez3BNo way ARod should fall to #7 in any draft!
8PanzasCarl CrawfordOFSorry, in a meeting. Good for balance of day
9NutsJoe MauerCManna from heaven!
10BombersRyan Howard1B
Round 2
11BombersJacoby EllsburyOF
12NutsIan Kinsler2BGuys, please, too much acid is not a good thing!
13PanzasTim LincecumPOK, I've got one of the two starting horses. See you in Round 13 for my next SP. Unless Halladay is still around in Rd 3, of course.
14BustersPrince Fielder1BWas prepared to take him with pick #7 until ARod fell to me there. Thrilled he made it back to me in Round 2!
15JackersMatt HollidayOFA Brewer and a Cardinal (Busch Beer).
16CuttersTroy TulowitzkiSSanother marginal pick
17ExpectoratorsZack GreinKePHans snaked me. I won't be snaked no more!
18FoxesMiguel Cabrera1BIs Sobo up? Or are we through until tomorrow?
19TamalesDavid Wright3BLiked Tulowitzki, but this is still a bargain
20MazinsRoy HalladayPHe did not make it to the third round.
Round 3
21MazinsFelix HernandezPInspired by King Devlin
22TamalesJayson WerthOFPosted by Fox
23FoxesJustin UptonOFalso posted by Fox
24ExpectoratorsEvan Longoria3BOooooh Baby....What a play!
25CuttersMark Reynolds3Bif only he could hit for avg
26JackersDerek JeterSSposted by Hans
27BustersJimmy RollinsSSHad two names on a piece of paper, Rollins and Jeter, in that order. Jack made this decision easy for me.
28PanzasRobinson Cano2BA Panza form the 2009 Chanpionship squad
29NutsVictor MartinezCPosted by Al at Prep's request. Now we wait around for 4 hours for Mags to get home, is that the deal? Maybe someone can call his mobvile and see if he can sneak away w/ his BlackBerry
30BombersDustin Pedroia2B
Round 4
31BombersElvis AndrusSSA quick pick
32NutsCC SabathiaPPrep is making picks from his car while traveling, w/ me feeding him info via mobile. Teamwork, baby!
33PanzasAdrian Gonzalez1BTime for a bopper
34BustersGrady SizemoreOFCome on! It's fucking round four and this potential 30-30 guy is still on the fucking board! He gone!
35JackersKevin Youkilis1BLove the hairdo
36CuttersAaron Hill2Bcompletes my infield
37ExpectoratorsJustin Morneau1BThought for sure Prep would take 'im.
38FoxesBrian McCannCI can see clearly now.
39TamalesBrandon Phillips2BFox made my decision easy
40MazinsRyan Zimmerman3BSorry. I was having dinner with a priest, a rabbi, and a pedophile. Stop me if you've heard it before.
Round 5
41MazinsKendry Morales1BOh, yes. And a Cuban, also.
42TamalesAndre EthierOFI still say Andy was ajarrin......
43FoxesJustin VerlanderPVerlander or Haren--arguably the best picks on the board at this point .. so sez Terry
44ExpectoratorsDan HarenPHe's so good, I've taken him twice! Fox can have Verlander.
45CuttersIchiro SuzukiOFhe's old, but reliable
46JackersJonathan BroxtonP
47BustersJon LesterP
48PanzasNick MarkaikisOFHe gives you a little bit of everything.
49NutsMariano RiveraPPosted by Fox - I have a pick for prep coming back around also
50BombersPablo Sandoval3BTime to beef up the infield
Round 6
51BombersAdam LindOFProvisionals my ass
52NutsFrancisco RodriguezPPosted by Fox .. now we are moving
53PanzasJonathan PapelbonPPosted by Gabes
54BustersBen Zobrist2BZOBRILLA!
55JackersJason BayOFmeet the Mets, greet the Mets
56CuttersAdam WainwrightPat least thats who the magazine told me to take....
57ExpectoratorsHeath BellPFrickin' Hans snaked me AGAIN! Aaaaaaargh!
58FoxesTommy HansonPMaybe Hans will take me!
59TamalesJosh BeckettP
60MazinsJoey Votto1Bby sobo, Mazin says "let's make it a keeper league"
Round 7
61MazinsNelson CruzOFby sobo, Mazin said "You snooze, you lose, I cruz"
62TamalesJake PeavyPGuess I'm still a chisox fan at heart
63FoxesWandy RodriguezPAndy is inside my head
64ExpectoratorsJosh JohnsonPThree SPs, 600+ K's. ERA of 3 or so. Read it, and weep.
65CuttersBrian WilsonPhelp me Rhonda!
66JackersJavier VazquezPPosted by Gabes
67BustersB.J. UptonOFI had him last year and hated him, but the upside is still there. If it happens this year, it ain't falling to one of you fuckers! Happy St. Paddy's Day!
68PanzasCurtis GrandersonOFLefty hitter, short right field porch at Yankee Stadium
69NutsJohan SantanaPI'm betting the chips are out, not down, and he's ready for a solid year.
70BombersYovani GallardoP
Round 8
71BombersUbaldo JimenezP
72NutsShin-Soo ChinOFBig year last year.
73PanzasAlexei RamirezSSA shadow of Reyes but a healthier shadow and I need an SS
74BustersClayton KershawPI'm sleepy. Night, night!
75JackersChone Figgins3BRun Chone Run
76CuttersJason BartlettSS
77ExpectoratorsJoakim SoriaPDid na snake me that time, Hans. Guy's OBP is too low.
78FoxesCole HamelsPHome boy
79TamalesRicky NolascoPPer phone from Sobo
80MazinsDan Uggla2BPosted by Gabes--Andy says, not an Uggla pick!
Round 9
81MazinsMichael BournOFPosted by Gabes--Andy says, Mazins are born again!
82TamalesCarlos LeeOFGuys- Sorry for the hold up. I'm here rest of day.
83FoxesAramis Ramirez3BWhew! Exhausted after that Nova game.
84ExpectoratorsChris CarpenterPIf I had a hammer..I'd use it on Pelosi....I'd use it on Obama, and Harry Reid, too....
85CuttersMatt CainPwhy did I waste my time watching the ND hoops team in the NCAAs? Brey does blow!
86JackersDerrick Lee1BSome pop left in the friendly confines of Wrigley Field
87BustersCliff LeePA run on Lees. Neither of them should have still been on the board!
88PanzasChad BillinglsleyP
89NutsDenard SpanOFThat was worth the wait, wouldn't you say?
90BombersBobby AbreuOF
Round 10
91BombersJohn LackeyP
92NutsCarlos Pena1B
93PanzasJose ReyesSSPosted by Gabes
94BustersHunter PenceOF
95JackersShane VictorinoOFAlways have wanted to go to Hawaii!
96CuttersManny RamirezOFhoping he doesnt get thrown off the team, again
97ExpectoratorsRaul IbanezOFI got his autograph, now I got him.
98FoxesJosh HamiltonOFThis IS gambling.
99TamalesAndrew McCutchenOFwill call the Mazin...
100MazinsAdam DunnOFby Sobo
Round 11
101MazinsScott KazmirPby Sobo
102TamalesScott BakerPgetting thin in the OF.....
103FoxesJuan PierreOFopportunity .. hope it knocks often
104ExpectoratorsAndrew BaileyPI'll tell you what's thin--Closers!
105CuttersJohnny DamonOFif Fox hadnt taken my pick, this would have been posted sooner.....
106JackersFransisco CorderoPWhen in doubt go RED
107BustersRyan DempsterP
108PanzasMatt WietersCPosted by Fox
109NutsLance Berkman1B
110BombersBrian Roberts2B
Round 12
111BombersNick SwisherOFBecoming a Yankee favorite
112NutsGordon Beckham3B
113PanzasAdrian Beltre3BPosted by Fox; appreciate the provisionals Albert!
114BustersTorii HunterOFNight, Night.
115JackersMichael YoungUTI like this kid
116CuttersMatt GarzaPa 'sleeper'... in tough AL East....
117ExpectoratorsAsdrubal CabreraSSShould take an OF, but me and Asdrubal have a thing going...
118FoxesAlfonso SorianoOFNo worries Terry .. I'll take an OF.
119TamalesYunel EscobarSSNot much left here, either.....
120MazinsStephen DrewSSYou're right, Sobo. Not much left here.
Round 13
121MazinsA J BurnettPGood morning, Sobo
122TamalesBilly Butler1BT- Hope he makes the KC fans very, very happy this year
123FoxesVladimir GuerreroOFHmmmm. Like him better than Soriano. Wish I had taken VG last round. Hate closing myself in OF but hard to pass up this HOF-er hitting cleanup in middle of powerful Texas lineup.
124ExpectoratorsJair JurrjensPMaybe Bobby Cox can get him to play OF, too.
125CuttersCarlos GonzalesOFNeeded to bring down the avg age of my outfielders. Let's keep up this pace, everyone
126JackersJames ShieldsPSorry for the delay. Out working today
127BustersCarlos MarmolP
128PanzasAdam JonesOFPosted by Fox
129NutsFrancisco LirianoPHe's baaaaaaaaaaack!
130BombersHuston StreetPRisky health - big upside
Round 14
131BombersBilly WagnerPSee Huston Street Comment
132NutsAlex RiosOFHe's also baaaaaaaaack!
133PanzasDavid AardsmaPThe mini run on Relievers changed my mind on another OF. Plus... I wanted to leave one or two for my ol' rommie Ter
134BustersJose ValverdePYou're right, Al, paper thin at closer. That's why I decided before my last pick to go closer/closer in rounds 13 & 14.
135JackersKurt SuzukiCSolo Suzuki! Hope he plays a little better than last year
136CuttersBrian FuentesP2 Matts, now 2 Brians pitching for the Cutters.
137ExpectoratorsNate McLouthOFPosted by Hans - way to go Terry... ready with a pick!
138FoxesBrett AndersonPapparently Villanova Email sending not working .. I sent info with phone numbers to Hans and Ter .. but seems it never went through .. was at wedding and kept waiting to be called
139TamalesMiguel MonteroCSobo's provisional to end Saturday, posted by Andy
140MazinsJulio BorbonOFA late night borbon selection
Round 15
141MazinsNyjer MorganOFGood Morning, Sobo
142TamalesChris CoghlanOF6 inches of snow on the first day of spring in Dallas....
143FoxesMike NapoliCPosted by Al for Fox. He is traveling but I will gte back to him for his next pick if today
144ExpectoratorsRyan DoumitCcorrected by fox .. I'm at Tom's school
145CuttersGarrett JonesOFPittsburgh outfielder allegedly ready for a big season. We'll see...
146JackersCarlos ZambranoPI like pitchers who can beatup catchers!
147BustersJay BruceOF
148PanzasJered WeaverPPosted by Gabes
149NutsMarco ScutaroSSHope he scores runs...
150BombersJorge PosadaCposted by fox
Round 16
151BombersFranklin GutierrezOFposted by fox
152NutsCarlos QuentinOFLotsa Sox in my outfield...
153PanzasMichael CuddyerOFI planned an OF for this round. Bruce and Quentin were my top 2. Gabes grabbed one and Prep the other. prep: How could you not take Cuddyer, the Twinkie????
154BustersRickie Weeks2BYeah, I know. He could get hurt. But what if he doesn't? Last year he was on pace for 38 HRs, 119 Runs, 102 RBIs and 20+ steals. He hurt me last year when he went down after that great start. I'm not letting him post possible big numbers for anyone but th
155JackersHoward Kendrick2BHoward or Howie you can call him a Pussjacker
156CuttersJonathan SanchezPmay be placing too much on the Giants pitching staff - oh well
157ExpectoratorsChipper Jones3BAdam Jones, Garrett Jones, Chipper Jones, Smarty Jones...
158FoxesAlcides EscobarSSsnaked by Jack! what is the world coming to?
159TamalesChris DavisUTHopefully he's got his swing tightened up. If so, pitchers BEWARE!!
160MazinsJason KubelOFLet him pass a few times. No more.
Round 17
161MazinsTrevor HoffmanPMaybe it's time. Maybe not.
162TamalesRich HardenPCan replace if injured. When healthy, an ace.
163FoxesMartin Prado2BPer Prep
164ExpectoratorsBrad HawpeOFAt least no one can say my outfield is Hawpeless.
165CuttersA.J. PierzynskiChad to have at least one White Sox. Prep has taken the most. whats up in Minny?
166JackersEdwin JacksonPA Jackson for Jackson
167BustersGeovany SotoCI'm back. The far corner turn was impressive. Maybe I should challenge them every time to turn things quickly.
168PanzasMax SherzerPSpacious Comerica should counterbalance AL DH. Nice K potential
169NutsMiguel TejadaSSSpoke w/ Prep who was grilling... am I keeping this thing going or what?
170BombersRajai DavisOFWest coast streaker
Round 18
171BombersIan Stewart3BAlso a 2B in case Elvis gets into the peanut butter
172NutsRoy OswaltPA roll of the dice...
173PanzasDavid PricePAndy was one year ahead of his time... now, the Price and Time is Right!!!
174BustersJames Loney1BGabes says: I'm aLoney at the top; but Al changed it to: I'm as Looney as a top; you be the judge!
175JackersDrew StubbsOFReds leadoff hitter ready to bust out
176CuttersColby RasmusOFfigured Jack would take Stubbs, so here is my back up choice
177ExpectoratorsJuan RiveraOFNot exactly a cheetah on the basepaths, but some pop
178FoxesJorge de la RosaPTurn up the humidor
179TamalesRussell MartinCPosted by Andy. no pithy comment was submitted with pick SO I will not put words in his mouth.
180MazinsErvin SantanaPOy ye como va.
Round 19
181MazinsBrian MatuszPI held off on a rookie this long. Couldn't take it any more. Go ahead, take Heyward. I don't care.
182TamalesChadd QuallsPGabes- would you lke to make a pithy comment for me?
183FoxesAdam LaRoche1BAlmost took him in Round 2.
184ExpectoratorsJose Lopez2B2B, or not 2B. Plus, I paused & refreshed.
185CuttersJ. A. HappPallows me to get with the winning Phillies, as long as Lidge doesnt blow the saves...
186JackersJohn DanksPMoving good today
187BustersGavin FloydP
188PanzasCarlos BeltranOFWill need an April fill in but hopefully May thru Sep will be worth the wait
189NutsJermaine DyeOFSome taters...
190BombersChris IannettaC
Round 20
191BombersFrank FranciscoPWhat a relief FF was still available
192NutsVernon WellsOFBruised, battered, but...
193PanzasRafael SorianoPLove the K's... love the Rays... what's not to love?
194BustersRyan LudwickOFHits behind Pujols and Holliday. Whooppee!
195JackersAroldis ChapmanPThe Havana Hurler and his Hurricane (100mph+)fastball!
196CuttersBrett GardnerUTgotta hurry, Jack Bauer is starting...
197ExpectoratorsCorey HartOFDid I miss something? Pull a 'Nuts pick 189?
198FoxesTim HudsonPa no brainer ... ok, ok, no comments please, it's too easy
199TamalesMike GonzalezPsorry guys; just got back. will have a provisional if andy is done for the night.
200MazinsYadier MolinaCHope I got the right Molina. If so, he'll throw out all of your guys as they attempt to steal.
Round 21
201MazinsLastings MilledgeUTHope I got this one right, too.
202TamalesBrandon WebbPnight to all!
203FoxesJason HeywardUTIt is time.
204ExpectoratorsBengie MolinaCNo way he makes it back to me.
205CuttersRandy WolfPgotta have a Brewer in my lineuup
206JackersPlacido Polanco2BWill play 3B this year but qualifies at 2B
207BustersJorge CantuUTAlmost took him last round. Qualifies at 1B and 3B, so the flexibility is nice, too.
208PanzasNick Johnson1BThe Big Johnson I need to make Gabes my girlfriend. Choke on it, sweetie.
209NutsDelmon YoungUTPosted by Mags - Prep's first Provisional. His second was David Ortiz, soon to be gone.
210BombersDavid OrtizUTSorry Prep, he was in my sights. He's not a Twin anymore anyhow.
Round 22
211BombersJeff NiemannPBig P, who could be a big P
212NutsScott FeldmanPTaking Scott only because Marty is dead and unavailable (Posted by Al)
213PanzasPaul KonerkoUTI've got a feeling that I may have grabbed what was to be Hans' next pick
214BustersJohnny CuetoP
215JackersJoe BlantonPAnother pitcher on a contenda
216CuttersJohn BakerCslim pickins at Catcher. looked like the best of those still on the board, which isnt saying much
217ExpectoratorsNolan ReimoldOFHope he's not hectored by his Achilles.
218FoxesRyan TheriotSS
219TamalesKevin SloweyPPrep- Feldman over Slowey? THANK YOU!!
220MazinsBobby JenksPNorthsiders and Southsiders alike hate him. Somebody has to love him.
Round 23
221MazinsBrad LidgePGo Irish!
222TamalesConor JacksonOF
223FoxesStephen StrasburgPFoxes don't need no stinkin' saves.
224ExpectoratorsTed LillyP
225CuttersHiroki KurodaPGo Japan!
226JackersJeff FrancoeurOFThe new Ron Swoboda!!!
227BustersAndy PettitteP
228PanzasAaron HarangPThis bastard owes me big time from last year. Still Reds Opening Day pitcher. May say more about Reds than Harang but we'll take a flyer on his K potential
229NutsRick PorcelloPShould be a stud this year...
230BombersRyan FranklinP
Round 24
231BombersDaisuke MatsuzakaPAND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME!
232NutsJoel PineiroPThis pick should put the Nuts over the top!
233PanzasKelly ShoppachCPosted by Gabes
234BustersMiguel OlivoCGreat Draft! 20/10 offered to everyone!
235JackersPudge RodriquezCOne more time for old time's sake.
236CuttersTodd Helton1BColorado this week gave him a 2 yr contract extension. hoping for just one more solid year
237ExpectoratorsCasey BlakeUTPosted by Fox
238FoxesMark BuehrleP
239TamalesKelly Johnson2B2010 NL Comeback Player of the Year!! 20/10 to all!!
240MazinsJesus FloresCPraise Jesus! Can I get a big Amen from the draft congregation!

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