CyberZahm Fantasy Baseball Draft 2008

Completed Picks

P# Team Player POS Pithy Comment
Round 1
1NutsAlex Rodriguez3BA Rod is #1 - posted by Hans
2BombersChase Utley2BMags said - Prep, you snaked me...
3CuttersHanley RamirezSSPrep took A Rod, Mags took Utley. This is going to be a bad draft. sorry I neglected to post the first two names. Hans
4BustersMatt HollidayOF
5ExpectoratorsJimmy RollinsSSThe Ides of Texas wuz upon you, Perp. Or wherever the hell you are.
6MazinsDavid Wright3BWho is "Bomber's Pick"? I haven't seen his name listed on any of my draft sheets. Go Mets! Ban Shelley Duncan!
7TamalesMiguel Cabrera3BPosted by Gabes
8JackersJose ReyesSSlots of SB's. relax, we'll finish by May 1st
9FoxesJohan SantanaPcan't believe he's still here at 9
10PanzasAlbert Pujols1Bposted by Hans
Round 2
11PanzasRyan Howard1BPosted by Hans
12FoxesCarlos LeeOFposted by Hans from Fox's list
13JackersIchiro SuzukiOFLots of SB's and runs
14TamalesCarl CrawfordOFCrawford at #14? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
15MazinsBJ Upton2Bposted by sobo
16ExpectoratorsBrandon Phillips2BSnaked by the McDoormats. Now I gotta settle for a consolation prize. Choke. SOB.
17BustersRyan Braun3B
18CuttersPrince Fielder1Bwho names their kid Prince?
19BombersDavid Ortiz1BWho takes the Prince instead of the Papi?
20NutsGrady SizemoreOF
Round 3
21NutsCarlos BeltranOFTurning the corner, and a wakeup call to Mags...
22BombersMags OrdonezOF
23CuttersAlfonso SorianoOFa little early for me to take a Cub, but I'll roll the dice.
24BustersMark Teixeira1B
25ExpectoratorsVladimir GuerreroOF'smatta? This guy got the pox or something?
26MazinsVictor MartinezCNow Andy's dad isn't doing too well. He's in PA. Say a prayer. T,Ex
27TamalesNick MarkakisOF
28JackersJake PeavyPLots of strikeouts and healthy! Thanks for your patience as I did alot of drivivng this weekend
29FoxesMichael YoungSSPosted by Gabes
30PanzasRobinson Cano2BPosted by Gabes
Round 4
31PanzasManny RamirezOFPosted by Gabes
32FoxesAramis Ramirez3BPosted by Gabes
33JackersLance Berkman1BBig year for the big guy!
34TamalesRussell MartinC
35MazinsJustin Morneau1Bposted by sobo
36ExpectoratorsAdrian Gonzalez1BSobo convinced me not to take Russell Martin.
37BustersCorey HartOF
38CuttersEric ByrnesOFHe played well for the Cutters in 07
39BombersCurtis GrandersonOFBack to fantasy ball
40NutsJoe MauerCPer Prep's email
Round 5
41NutsDerrek Lee1BPer Prep's email
42BombersCarlos GuillenSSSS and 1B eligible- like the flexibility
43CuttersBrandon WebbPhopefully another strong season of K's and W's
44BustersBrian Roberts2B
45ExpectoratorsAlexis RiosOFNo brainer.
46MazinsTroy TulowitzkiSSI just like this guy. And Mauer wasn't available.
47TamalesIan Kinsler2BGuys-Sorry for the delay, but plane was delayed into Chicago.Anyway, I wanted a Ranger and this guy could be a stud.
48JackersAdam DunnOFLots of power and an improving BA for the improving Reds.
49FoxesBobby AbreuOFIn the middle of a decent lineup
50PanzasChone Figgins3BPosted by Gabes
Round 6
51PanzasDerek JeterSSPosted by Gabes
52FoxesRafael FurcalSSGoodnight.
53JackersGarrett Atkins3B
54TamalesTorii HunterOF
55MazinsHunter PenceOFHope he stays healthy
56ExpectoratorsErik BedardPJack and Sobo talked me into it.
57BustersBrian McCannC
58CuttersChipper Jones3B
59BombersRyan Zimmerman3Bposted by Hans - and I have Mags' provisionals coming back.
60NutsCC SabathiaPFrom vicksburg
Round 7
61NutsFran RodriguezPHeaded for the Gulf
62BombersTravis Hafner1Bposted by Hans
63CuttersJ J PutzPSaves and K's
64BustersJustin VerlanderP
65ExpectoratorsJosh BeckettPSpasms, shmasms. I think he just don't wanna go to Japan.
66MazinsAlex Gordon3BHey, it's my team and I can take who I want. Can't let Fox get him. I'll phone Sobo in case his computer is under water.
67TamalesDan HarenPOn way to customer dinner, will check back later tonight.
68JackersJon PapelbonP
69FoxesRoy OswaltP
70PanzasCarlos ZambranoPToo late for pithy comment
Round 8
71PanzasRoy HalladayPEven later for a pithy comment
72FoxesJosh HamiltonOFGosh, a good pick. It's never to late for my pithyness.
73JackersCarlos Pena1BWho knows? Hope he remembers how to hit 46 dingers
74TamalesA.HarangPBoth Fox and Jack helped to make up my mind.
75MazinsCole HamelsPThe devil made me do it ..
76ExpectoratorsTakashi SaitoP
77BustersJohn SmoltzP
78CuttersJoe NathanP
79BombersDan Uggla2BPosted by Gabes
80NutsMariano RiveraP
Round 9
81NutsFausto CarmonaP
82BombersNick SwisherOFPosted by Gabes
83CuttersJuan PierreOFPosted by Gabes
84BustersShane VictorinoOF
85ExpectoratorsChris B. YoungOFBA is crap, but I can live with it for 30/30.
86MazinsChris YoungPPosted by Gabes
87TamalesVernon WellsOFPosted by Gabes
88JackersBilly WagnerP
89FoxesFelix HernandezP.. returns to the Foxes
90PanzasJeff FrancouerOF24 years old, 6' 4", 220 lbs, 4th season inmajors, lots of upside
Round 10
91PanzasBrett MyersPA Brave w/ Francouer, and now a Phillie. I also have Ryan Howard, another Phillie, and two Yankees, Jeter and Cano. Still no Mets. Do you think I'm bitter after last September?
92FoxesJohn MainePYou take a Phillie. I'll take a Met.
93JackersDaisuke MatsuzakaP
94TamalesFrancisco CorderoPWelcome back, Coco!
95MazinsRickie Weeks2BPosted by Fox
96ExpectoratorsBrad HawpeOFCame across me old Hawpe-A-Long Cassidy mug this AM, and figured it was an omen.
97BustersDelmon YoungOF
98CuttersJorge PosadaCAs per his e-mail, Hans yakes Posada
99BombersJacoby EllsburyOFWill liven up the team
100NutsMike Lowell3B
Round 11
101NutsGary SheffieldUT
102BombersKelly JohnsonUT2B or Not 2B
103CuttersJermaine DyeOF1st W Sox
104BustersHideki MatsuiOF
105ExpectoratorsGeovanny SotoCThe delta (as 'bert would say) made me do it. 2007 PCL MVP.
106MazinsMatt KempOFPosted by Gabes
107TamalesJason BayOF
108JackersAaron RowandOFNow a Jacker.
109FoxesJavier VazquezP
110PanzasWilly TaverasOF
Round 12
111PanzasJose ValverdeP
112FoxesMichael BournOFI hope they let him run.
113JackersJames ShieldsPThinking of my next door neighbor in Zahm - Terry Shields
114TamalesIan SnellP
115MazinsEvan LongoriaUTDidn't really want to take him here, but you guys are a bunch of snakes
116ExpectoratorsAdrian Beltre3BI thought E. Longoria was an actress on Desperate Housewives.
117BustersBobby JenksP
118CuttersBrad PennyPI'd like to see another 16 win season
119BombersAndruw JonesOFMaybe Torre will motivate him
120NutsPedro MartinezP
Round 13
121NutsOrlando CabreraSS
122BombersJohnny DamonOFPosted by the somewhat snaked Fox
123CuttersMiguel TejadaSSwhat drugs?
124BustersBrad LidgePPosted by Fox
125ExpectoratorsManny CorpasPSomething is messed up with a server somewhere. There's a 3 or more hour delay in the mail I'm getting.
126MazinsTim LincecumPA fun lefty to root for..
127TamalesEdgar RenteriaSSGuys- Sorry for the delay, Sobo
128JackersTed LillyPposted by Sobo. Fox- Jack will be out most of the day. Call his cell when it's his pick. Sobo
129FoxesJim Thome1BSporting News rag says he played a game at 1B in 07
130PanzasRaul IbanezOFFirst time ever as a Panza... I am sure he is honored
Round 14
131PanzasOllie PerezP27 years old... a K per inning... a stong offense, a solid bullpen... and in last year of his contract. Walks too many... but no WHIP in our league! A lefthanded Maine. And my first... and likley only... Met
132FoxesPlacido Polanco2BI'll call Jack
133JackersKosuke FukudomeUTFuk u?
134TamalesChad BillingsleyPback mid-afternoon. Fore!!
135MazinsLastings MilledgeOFMAZINS TAKE LASTINGS MILLEDGE. FOX CAN GO FUK U DOME
136ExpectoratorsJames Loney1B
137BustersYovani GallardoP
138CuttersAaron Hill2B
139BombersKenji JohhimaCPosted by Hans. Mags has also provided provisionals for the next round! well done Mags
140NutsDustin Pedroia2Bposted by Hans. Prep is driving back to MN. now in KY.
Round 15
141NutsChen Ming WongPposted by Hans
142BombersIvan RodriquezCposted by Hans
143CuttersPaul Konerko1Bhappy he is still on the board. don't let me down Pauly
144BustersPat BurrellOF
145ExpectoratorsRick AnkielOF29 Dingers? Ding ding ding ding!
146MazinsJeff FrancisPIf you call him Francis, I'll kill you.
147TamalesRyan Garko1B
148JackersRandy WinnOFBack in business
149FoxesTodd Helton1Bposted by Sobo
150Panzas Jeremy HermidaOFHow does a 24 year old kid have a hammy? This clown had better be in the Opening Day lineup!
Round 16
151PanzasJered WeaverPShould be ready for a breakout season
152FoxesJustin UptonOFI'll probably be sorry about taking a 20 year old, but Albert helped me make up my mind.
153JackersTy Wiggington2BPosted by Fox
154TamalesAdam WainwrightPPosted by Fox
155MazinsBen SheetsPDouble checked to see if he had already been taken. Didn't look like it. Sorry if I missed. Let me know.
156ExpectoratorsScott KazmirPAh, what the hell....
157BustersMatt CainP
158CuttersAustin KearnsOF
159BombersRich HillPposted by Hans. I also have one provisional for the next round
160NutsFrancisco LirianoPIf the surgery worked, could be impressive.
Round 17
161NutsKen Griffey, Jr.OFAge is only a state of mind...
162BombersA.J. BurnettPposted by Hans
163CuttersTim HudsonPsnaked by Mags and Prep on previous picks....
164BustersCarlos GomezUT
165ExpectoratorsGil MechePNo WHIP, no worry.
166MazinsKerry WoodPHe owes me...
167TamalesHowie Kendrick2BPosted by Gabes
168JackersTrevor HoffmanPAn oldie but a goodie who will fit nicely with our other relievers.
169FoxesDuston McGowanP
170PanzasBenjie MolinaC"Without a catcher, your team gets a lot of passed balls." Casey Stengel, after the Mets drafted C Hobie Landrith as the first Met of all time, expansion draft 1962.
Round 18
171PanzasRafael SorianoPIt was between Soriano and Hoffman. I was leaning toward Soriano, and Jack made that choice a non-issue.
172FoxesDerek LoweP
173JackersMichael CuddyerOF
174TamalesJohn LackeyP
175MazinsJ. D. DrewOFTime to jump on Scott Boras while he's down
176ExpectoratorsMatt CappsPSaves + vulture wins.
177BustersJeremy BondermanP
178CuttersEdinson VolquezPmay be early to take a flyer on this pitcher. I'm hoping for alot of K's
179BombersPhil HughesPwhatever Mags said before Terry screwed it up
180NutsJeremy AccardoPSome more saves and nice ERA until BJ returns.
Round 19
181NutsTom GorzelannyPA Triton lad. Hope he makes "Con" and me proud.
182BombersBronson ArroyoPPitchers blow
183CuttersYunel EscobarUTanother flyer. at least Chipper says he can play. we'll see
184BustersHank Blalock3B
185ExpectoratorsJose GuillenOFSo he misses a few games....
186MazinsCorey PattersonOFPosted by Gabes
187TamalesMilton BradleyOFSnaked big time by Gabes with Blalock; here's another Ranger looking for a rebound.
188JackersJosh WillinghamOFHe's no Hamilton but he is a Willingham!
189FoxesConor JacksonUTBlaylock - Schmaylock
190PanzasKevin YoukilisUTYOOUUUUKKKK!!!!!!!
Round 20
191PanzasMelky CabreraOFTrade Bait for Mags
192FoxesRich HardenPOpportunity knocks - Once again a Fox
193JackersJJ HardySSSS/2B
194TamalesJoakim SoriaPSobo is Soria couldn't made his pick any soon but Joaquim was sooooo slow ....
195MazinsAdam JonesOFTampa Bay screwed up my prize rookie pick,Longoria, so I'll have to go to my ace in the hole. And then along came Jones ....
196ExpectoratorsKhalil GreenSSSurfer dude can mash.
197BustersAndy PettitteP
198CuttersMark BuehrleP
199BombersJon GarlandPa working man's pick
200NutsMatt StairsOFAn old war horse...
Round 21
201NutsAJ PierzynskiCTimeless - and I LOVE his stolen base potential.
202BombersJoe BlantonPNot crazy about him
203CuttersChris SnyderCtough decision. Hope he gets most of the work at catcher
204BustersStephen DrewSSPosted by Mazins.
205ExpectoratorsZack GreinkeP
206MazinsB.J. RyanPGet your saves quickly Accardo.
207TamalesRamon HernandezCOne more time for a returning Tamale
208JackersMiguel BatistaPAt this point, who knows?
209FoxesJ.R. TowlesCSnaked by Hans
210PanzasJason VaritekCJust stay reasonaby healthy, Captain, in that lovely BoSox lineup
Round 22
211PanzasDontrelle WillisPYes, Dontrelle "Watchutalkinabout" Willis. His funky delivery and rejuvenated 'tude, all with the lovely hitting skills of his Tiger teammemates, bodes for a 17 win season.
212FoxesCarlos RuizC
213JackersHiroki KurodaPI just can't help myself. Sayonara - I'm going to bed
214TamalesRandy JohnsonPI wanted him 10 years ago and good things come to those who wait.
215MazinsJason IsringhausenPIzzy healthy?
216ExpectoratorsShaun MarcumPDamn good #6 SP for the 22nd round.
217BustersJohnny CuetoP
218CuttersJake WestbrookP
219BombersMatt GarzaP
220NutsGarrett AndersonOFAlso a comer...
Round 23
221NutsJack WilsonSSA second Pirate joins the Nuts...that's a first.
222BombersHuston StreetPPosted by the snaked Fox
223CuttersFranklin GutierrezOFback in business...on we go, almost finished
224BustersKurt SuzukiC
225ExpectoratorsRonny PaulinoCAt least he hits for average.
226MazinsRyan DoumitCPosted by Gabes
227TamalesCarlos DelgadoUTPosted by Fox
228JackersYorvit TorreableC
229FoxesKevin SloweyPPosted by Al
230PanzasJulio LugoSSAlready has one SB.... about 30 more to go
Round 24
231PanzasChad CorderoPNot a great reliever... but the Nats have no alternatives waiting in the wings, he gets his share of K's, and there is no penalty for blown saves
232FoxesAndre EthierOFPosted by Al, Fox and I are done!
233JackersPaul Lo DucaCI' going to have my son Danny continue catching. You can stink and make $6.5 mil
234TamalesKevin Kousmanoff3Bposted by Expectorators
235MazinsIan KennedyPposted by Expectorators
236ExpectoratorsRyan TheriotUTWanted Julio down by the schoolyard, but Ry will do so long as BRob keeps eating crabcakes.
237BustersOrlando Hudson2Bposted by Expectorators
238CuttersErvin SantanaPposted by Expectorators. LA my kiester. Dudes play in Anaheim.
239BombersJoba ChamberlainPA few Saves, a few Ws (maybe more), a buncha Ks, a cool name, Pinstripes- what more can you ask for?
240NutsRyan ChurchOFA glorious pick to finish. My God, how did he and Matt Stairs sneak through?