CyberZahm Fantasy Baseball Draft 2007

Completed Picks

P# Team Player POS Pithy Comment
Round 1
1CuttersAlbert Pujols1Bah, the Ides of March, who rode their Vehicle. I'll be riding big Albert in 2007, hopefully to a title. good luck to all.
2MazinsAlfonso SorianoOFtoo early for Victor Martinez
3NutsRyan Howard1BPosted by Fox
4FoxesJose ReyesSSI can't believe he is still available this late in the draft!
5JackersAlex Rodriguez3BOK, so I like controversy! Still a stud at 32.
6BustersChase Utley2BI love this guy!
7TamalesCarl CrawfordOFleavin for lunch mtg; back by 1:30
8ExpectoratorsJohan SantanaPSurprise! Surprise! Surprise!
9BombersVladimir GuerreroOF 
10PanzasDavid Ortiz1BI see he had 10 games at 1b, as per our rules he can be placed there
Round 2
11PanzasCarlos BeltranOFHopefully he will steal some bases this year
12BombersDavid Wright3BAl messed up my timing. But Wright's eligible at 3B, with 153 games.
13ExpectoratorsLance Berkman1BI got him cheap last year, but he's worth a 2nd round pick.
14TamalesMark Teixeira1BSpeed in Round 1, power in round 2. Pitching in Round 3?
15BustersMiguel Cabrera3Bposted by Sobo
16JackersMatt HollidayOFMike Brey blows. Jack - New President - MBSSSFC
17FoxesAramus Ramirez3BNow we're moving.
18NutsCarlos LeeOFTake off the blindfolds, guys. Your darts aren't even hitting the board.
19MazinsGrady SizemoreOFI'm not going to call Hans per his previous instructions. Fox has a provisional for me coming back in round 3. THAT's How you turn a corner - taking one for the team.....
20CuttersHanley RamirezSSplease, no sophomore slump
Round 3
21CuttersDerek JeterSSPosted early AM, just as promised
22MazinsTravis Hafner1BTop of the Mornin' to you all. Happy St. Paddy's Day.
23NutsMiguel TejadaSSHans drove this one.
24FoxesAndruw JonesOFHappy Pattys to all!!
25JackersIchiro SuzukiOFSorry for the delay, I was stuck in meetings and briefings this morning -Oh and I forgot -more meetings and briefings. Ichiro in a contract year - me likee
26BustersDerrek Lee1BAlmost took him last round. Looking for a big bounce back in '07.
27TamalesGarrett Atkins3BPosted by Gabes
28ExpectoratorsJustin Morneau1BThink Twink.
29BombersJimmy RollinsSSAl- To Every Season...
30PanzasManny RamirezOFManny and David Ortiz... when did I become Willo? Go BoSox!
Round 4
31PanzasBobby AbreuOFA full season in the middle of that Yankee lineup with that short right field porch should be wonderful tonic to Abreu's career. Mark it down... 115 runs, 25 HR, 25 SB.
32BombersJason BayOFSittin on the dock of the..
33ExpectoratorsVernon WellsOFThis guy owed me, but payed back Sobo last year.
34TamalesRafael FurcalSSPosted by Gabes--Sobo said he was really tied up in exec briefings, meetings, etc., but he found time to break away just for Al!
35BustersJuan PierreOF 
36JackersChone FigginsOFLots and lots of steals
37FoxesJermaine DyeOFPosted by Prep per instructions from Fox.
38NutsRoy HalladayPIt's a jolly Halladay with Roy.
39MazinsChris CarpenterPposted by Hans
40CuttersJohnny DamonOF2 Yankees
Round 5
41CuttersHideki MatsuiOF3 Yankees
42MazinsJoe MauerCposted by Hans... sorry Prep, Andy beat you to the golden boy
43NutsRoy OswaltPBoy, oh boy, Roy and Roy.
44FoxesVictor MartinezCPosted by Al for Fox. Man, am I being helpful or what!?
45JackersPaul Konerko1BI love Chicago
46BustersBrain McCannCPosted by Al for Gabes. I put a call into Sobo's cell phone, updating him on Round 5. I helped Fox in getting on line vis wireless network. Is there anything else I need to do to make up for Thursday?
47TamalesRocco BaldelliOFGuys, Sorry for the delay, but we were selebrating ND's 2-1 win over Michigan to win the CCHA tournament. Now on to the NCAAs!!
48ExpectoratorsGary SheffieldOFA Yankee no mo. Dumped Boras. What's not to like?
49BombersCarlos ZambranoPTop o' the mornin to ya
50PanzasRyan Zimmerman3BJust back from 9:00 Mass...
Round 6
51PanzasF RodriguezP... where I said a prayer that you would not take K-Rod while I was there.
52BombersJake PeavyPWith Maddux and Wells as mentors..
53ExpectoratorsMichael YoungSSLotsa temptations, but can't pass up 100 R and 100 RBI.
54TamalesBrett MyersPGuess I didn;t pray hard enough. I thought Young would get back to me. Snake job!
55BustersBen SheetsPIf he gets 30 starts, the NL Cy could be his. Johan type numbas if healthy, baby, and he was quoted in the Milwaukee Journal this week as saying he feels the best he's ever felt at spring training. Risk, yes, but the upside is huge.
56JackersJoe NathanPIf the Twinkies are for real, he might get 50
57FoxesBrian Roberts2BPosted by Al for Fox. He will call me back in about 90 minutes for his next pick.
58NutsB.J. RyanPTime for some saves.
59MazinsBilly WagnerPBack to Back Snakes by Prep and Fox. We're moving into the meaty part of this draft. Get your closers while they're hot.
60CuttersJohn SmoltzPHe's old, but he's good
Round 7
61CuttersAaron HarangPI'm not following Andy's suggestion to take closers while they're hot. Will he take another one next?
62MazinsMariano RiveraPOne mo for Mo. Please.
63NutsHuston StreetP...and more saves.
64FoxesEric BedardPPosted by Mazins for Foxes. Move it on.
65JackersCarlos GuillenSSAnother contract year player. With A-Rod, two on the left side of my infield
66BustersTorii HunterOFposted by Sobo
67TamalesJeremy BondermanPyes, I'm sure
68ExpectoratorsBrandon WebbPHey, Spidey 3's coming out this summer. Venom and the Hobgoblin!
69BombersJim Thome1BThe Chicago Tater Authority
70PanzasRobinson Cano2BCano Can do
Round 8
71PanzasFelipe LopezSSThat leaves about 4-5 good MI left... with 18 more MI picks to make. Good luck.
72BombersAndy PettittePFinally, a Yankee again
73ExpectoratorsAdam DunnOFFelipe Lopez? Robinson Cano? On Mars.
74TamalesMike CameronOFsure again
75BustersJohn LackeyPposted by Sobo
76JackersBarry ZitoPOnly lefties are in their right mind!
77FoxesFelix HernandezPCheckmate.
78NutsJorge PosadaCBusy doing justice this morning...
79MazinsDaisuke MatsuzakaPYes, it is time to roll the dice. I'm buying the hype.
80CuttersMichael CuddyerOFsorry Prep, I like his potential
Round 9
81CuttersJeff FrancoeurOFyoung and powerful
82MazinsScott KazmirPK K K K K K K K K
83NutsJosh Barfield2B 
84FoxesBill HallSSHR HR HR HR HR HR HR SB? HR
85JackersBobby JenksPSorry, I was in meetings
86BustersJulio LugoSS 
87TamalesMatt CainPA very "Abel" starter
88ExpectoratorsScott Rolen3BRolen! Rolen! Rolen! Keep them dogies movin'. Frankie Laine, RIP.
89BombersTakashi SaitoPSave with Saito!
90PanzasDontrelle WillisPWhat chu talkin' bout? Willis!
Round 10
91PanzasJason SchmidtPnext pitcher I take will be round 18
92BombersRickie Weeks2B2B or not 2B Yeah, hot pick Al!
93ExpectoratorsAlexis RiosOFPretty fly for a sp** guy.
94TamalesMichael BarrettCT- you got me with Rios!
95BustersT.HoffmanPposted by Sobo- Gabes is picking on the fly.
96JackersBrandon Phillips2BTime for a Red
97FoxesRich HardenPAll AL Ps so far .. that wasn't the game plan.
98NutsCorey PattersonOFYipes, swipes! This 'Nut's got 'em!
99MazinsMike PiazzaCThe Pride of Norristown squats for no man no more.
100CuttersBob WickmanPone of the few players who played well for my team last year.
Round 11
101CuttersLuis Castillo2BPosted by Fox
102MazinsPrince Fielder1BJust to add a little pop to a story that is unfolding like a PHawley novel.
103NutsBronson ArroyoPPosted by Andy: Prep moves it along while in the middle of briefings and meetings. And then came Bronson.
104FoxesAdrian Gonzalez1BI opt not to provide a pithy comment.
105JackersChipper Jones3BI'm feeling Chipper with Larry.
106BustersDelmon YoungOFPosted by Andy: Gabes says Jack's comment was the funniest thing he had ever heard. He started laughing uncontrollably and smashed his car into a tree. He won't be around for a while.
107TamalesFrancisco CorderoPGabes- hope you're right about the Brew Crew's season.
108ExpectoratorsHowie Kendrick2BGabes, you bastard!!
109BombersCarlos Delgado1BNeed another Met
110PanzasDan Uggla2BI feel like David Letterman....I just like the name.... U-G-G-L-A, meet U-M-A. Well, the name and the production from a 2b
Round 12
111PanzasJason Giambi1BMags: I am surprised that you took a Met, Delgado, before a Yankee, especially that they are so closely rated. I am taking Giambi because I know we can work out a swap
112BombersJ.J. PutzPHope he's healthy. If not, well that's what the DL moves are for.
113ExpectoratorsEdgar RenteriaSSMI getting thin.......
114TamalesAdam LaRoche1BLady Irish down by 1 to #1 UNC at half
115BustersRaul IbanezOF 
116JackersAJ BurnettPA healthy, former Pussjacker
117FoxesWilly TaverasOFmight be a few rounds early but I wanted him for the SBs
118NutsCurt SchillingPFor old timers' sake. Should get run support.
119MazinsMark Teahen3BI fell like something is brewing with Mark.
120CuttersEric ByrnesOFwe'll turn the corner like a smooth 4-6-3 double play.
Round 13
121CuttersBrad HawpeOFc'mon Colorado
122MazinsNick MarkakisOFI feel like Nick will click.
123NutsFrank ThomasUTNot many steals here, but 39 is the new 38.
124FoxesC.C. SabathiaPContinuing my crafty AL-only pitcher strategy
125JackersNick SwisherOFA little low on average but plenty of power -who knows?
126BustersOctavio DotelP 
127TamalesJosh WillinghamOFJosh is OK. Tyrone can go to hell.
128ExpectoratorsRyan FreelOF40 SB last year? Now starting every day? Say hey!
129BombersKenji JohjimaCLunch time - hurry Al!
130PanzasDave RobertsOFLike Terry, going for some SBs here. Ortiz and Manny will do the heavy lifting, Lopez and Roberts will be my rabbits. Beltran will do both... 30/30.
Round 14
131PanzasJustin VerlanderPYoung with a live arm
132BombersJ.D. DrewOFMags' provisional.
133ExpectoratorsScott PodsednikOFAlways wanted a Polack on my team. BTW--Gabes, you bastard!!!
134TamalesChris YoungPquick turn, guys- nice job!
135BustersJonathan PapelbonP 
136JackersIvan RodriguezCAbout the right place in the draft
137FoxesTodd Helton1BWhat the hellton!
138NutsMike MussinaPPosted by Andy. Prep says: I'm feeling chipper with Larry.
139MazinsDan HarenPI better take a MI next time. Al says not many left.
140CuttersScott OlsenPsorry for the delay. Andy snaked me with Haren
Round 15
141CuttersAnibal SanchezPI found him when researching Olsen. 2 Fish pitchers. go figure. maybe he'll throw another no-no this year.
142MazinsIan Kinsler2BTexas Candy. Hope it's finally ready..
143NutsA.J. PiercynskiCPosted by Mazins: Prep says: Mr. personality is feeling chipper
144FoxesGerald LairdCCouldn't decide between a certain pitcher and a certain outfielder so I took this catcher.
145JackersCole HamelsPAnd the number is......
146BustersBarry BondsOFGabes says: "15th round. It's time".
147TamalesRamon HernandezCAl/Terry- it's getting a little thin behind the plate!
148ExpectoratorsRussell MartinCWill post #s as good as Kinslers.
149BombersJacque JonesOFHurry up yourself. You haven't made an intelligent pick yet.
150PanzasChad CorderoPGetting sleepy.... drowsy...
Round 16
151PanzasJered WeaverPZzzzzzzzz...
152BombersJosh BeckettPWow! Can't believe he was still on the board. Gentlemen, this contest is over. The rest of my picks are just gravy.
153ExpectoratorsLyle OverbayUTI just can't pass this up. .313 AVG, 24 dingers, 95 RBI.
154TamalesOrlando CabreraSSI love it when a plan comes together......
155BustersCorey HartOF 
156JackersBrad LidgePND started spring practice
157FoxesAlex GordanUTUnproven, but it sure will be fun owning him if he breaks through big time ...
158NutsMagglio OrdonezOFWith a name like Mags...
159MazinsShane VictorinoOFWatch out for the Flyin Hawaiian
160CuttersJohnny EstradaCMilwaukee's finest, not to be confused with Erik Estrada
Round 17
161CuttersRonnie PaulinoCquick, there is a run on catchers!
162MazinsChris DuffyOFNever mind this spring. He's hit at every level. Cheap steals.
163NutsTroy Glaus3BThis Glaus will still hit a few out of the house.
164FoxesAubrey HuffOFI can now reveal my secret offensive strategy .. grab those "A List" players - Aubrey joins Alex, Andruw, Adrian and Aramus
165JackersChris CapuanoPA Dukie - at least he is smart
166BustersTadahito Iguchi2BHelped lead the Busters to a Championship last year!
167TamalesRichie SexsonUT30+ taters from a 17th round pick? Love it!!
168ExpectoratorsAdam WainwrightPBit of a gamble, perhaps.
169BombersCoco CrispOFBad finger, but his legs be good. Thought Fox would have grabbed him.
170PanzasChris RayP 
Round 18
171PanzasPat BurrellOFPlays in a band box... I could hit 30 hrs there.
172BombersChris IannettaCLeft this pick with Terry.
173ExpectoratorsErvin SantanaPIt's a family affair.
174TamalesChris B. YoungOFTer- you're right; a family affair
175BustersRich HillP 
176JackersAustin KearnsOFWatched Kearns two years ago hit three consecutive two run dingers that were absolute bombs. He is healthy and hitting .324 this spring - Oh Baby!
177FoxesChris DuncanOFHitting in front Albert P, he may see some good pitches.
178NutsKenny LoftonOFThe old gray hare just may be what he used to be.
179MazinsCurtis GrandersonOFHe fits my Grand Stragegy
180CuttersJoe Crede3Bfinally taking a white sox. his back better hold up!
Round 19
181CuttersAdrian Beltre3Bthe book says he is steady and will hit 25 HR's. I sure hope so
182MazinsStephen DrewSSThe good Drew. Stay away, Scott Boras.
183NutsConor Jackson1BA little youth to go with my seasoned veterans.
184FoxesCraig MonroeOF 
185JackersNomar GarciaparraUTAnother stretch - but he seems healthy
186BustersDavid BushPposted by Sobo
187TamalesKelvim EscobarPa bargain!
188ExpectoratorsChuck JamesP 
189BombersTim HudsonP 
190PanzasChien WangPMore trade bait for Mags. You took Hudson before the Bombers best pitcher? Ludes? Weed? Smack? What drugs are you on?
Round 20
191PanzasChad TracyUT 
192BombersJeff Kent2BHe's old and I don't like him, but he'll do
193ExpectoratorsEric GagnePThe 2007 draft's end game begins....
194TamalesRay Durham2BT- nice pick with Gagne- MOTHER!!
195BustersE Encarnacion3B 
196JackersJunior GriffeyOFOnce more for oldtime's sake
197FoxesIan SnellPMight win 20 with that high powered Pitt offense behind him
198NutsOmar VizquelSSposted by Mazins
199MazinsMorgan EnsbergUTSomebody can call me for my next pick. I have a provisional for Prep, too
200CuttersDerek LoweP 
Round 21
201CuttersJoe BorowskiP 
202MazinsJason IsringhausenPPosted by Prep. Quoth Andy: Sorry. Delayed by meetings/high level briefings. Launching an industry.
203NutsNate RobertsonPOff to meetings/high level briefings today. Reinventing the internet.
204FoxesTom GordonPGo Phillies!!!!
205JackersJeremy SowersPWe'll go with him, whoever the hell he is, he is a Pussjacker now!
206BustersJavier VazquezPLooking for some Ks now that one of my starters has decided he wants to be the new Mariano Rivera. Three top line closers are now Busters. One of them could be yours sometime in May for the right offer. Serious inquiries only, please.
207TamalesBrian FuentesPWelcome back to a Tamale alum
208ExpectoratorsSalomon TorresPHow do you like that tamale, Sobo?
209BombersJake WestbrookPTerry has 2 provisionals for next round. I'm off to tip a few.
210PanzasPaul Lo DucaCA Met, Mags... are you happy?
Round 22
211PanzasPedro MartinezPNow, am I going to hear all sorts of "Andy Two Step" nonsense? Bring it on!!! Pedro will be back in mid-July, and he'll be all mine. Until then, I'll live w/ the dregs after you boys pick the rest of your pitchers.
212BombersChris BurkeOFBlabs, if you tried to call Terry, he was blabbing to Andy.
213ExpectoratorsTodd JonesPHe's just a K machine....
214TamalesJosh JohnsonPback in june, he's worth more than the stiffs who are left.
215BustersKevin MillwoodPSomebody please call Jack's cell. I'm going out for awhile. Thanks!
216JackersMarcus Giles2BJack will likely be on the road when it gets to him tomorrow. I'll be out from 10-4 Central, so someone will need to call him. Sobo
217FoxesJose ValverdePWith 2 top relievers like I have I'll probably be looking to trade away some saves after I build up a big lead .. serious bidders only
218NutsFernando RodneyPA wonderful pick while choking in a brain fart cloud...
219MazinsAnthony ReyesPposted by Hans. Andy's at breakfast
220CuttersClay HensleyPif you can believe these magazines, he's supposed to do well... we'll see...
Round 23
221CuttersJose ContrerasPI needed a White Sox pitcher - for better or worse!
222MazinsBobby CrosbySSposted by Hans. Andy's still at breakfast. I can't wait for Prep's next pick.
223NutsLuis GonzalezOFHe's old...he's broken down...but he's always been a favorite.
224FoxesOliver PerezPFirst Mets SP drafted?
225JackersJosh BardCposted by Sobo
226BustersMilton BradleyUT 
227TamalesJohn PattersonP 
228ExpectoratorsJason KendallCTop o' the order to ya! No pop, but plenty SB and Runs.
229BombersMelvin MoraUTIn Quincy, IL, "melvin" is slang for a pantie wedgie.
230PanzasMoises AlouOFLate run of Metsies just for fun. Batting in that Met lineup will mean good numbers, if he can stay on the field.
Round 24
231PanzasDavid RossC21 Hrs in 247 ABs last year in the Great America BandBox, and projected as this year's starter. Every draft needs a sleeper... might as well be w/ your second catcher and last pick. Peace out
232BombersDaniel CabreraPAl, stop picking crappy Mets. Oh, too late. It's your last pick.
233ExpectoratorsZack GreinkeP#4 Starter now. Head on straight. The next Maddux. Book it.
234TamalesDavid DeJesusOFPosted by Gabes
235BustersBengie MolinaCThe masterpiece is complete!
236JackersAaron HeilmanPPosted by Gabes
237FoxesAdam LoewenPI see 5 other Ps I should probably take .. plus I'm breaking my rule of only taking players whose names I know how to pronounce .. nevertheless, there it is. Good health to all.
238NutsGary MathewsOF...for a little extra juice in the lineup.
239MazinsRandy JohnsonPIn the final round. A codfish upon you all. Good luck. Stay healthy.
240CuttersFreddy SanchezUTFinal pick of the draft - let the fun begin! good luck to all.

Coded by Tom J