CyberZahm Fantasy Baseball Draft 2006

Completed Picks

P# Team Player POS Pithy Comment
Round 1
1TamalesAlex Rodriquez3Bwe're close enough. Let the fun begin. posted by Hans for Sobo
2CuttersAlbert Pujols1Bfoundation of the Cutters championship team in '06!
3PussJackersVladdy GuerreroOFVladdy will be healthy in 2006!!
4BallbustersMark Teixeira1BI love this guy!
5Red FoxesManny RamirezOFJust following orders from the ICC. TE
6Electric PinstripesMiguel TejadaSSTwo years in a row! Hope he's a happy camper...
7ExpectoratorsCarl CrawfordOFI know. Last year, he had the same OPS as Jeff Cirillo. But He's a Tampa Bay, Devil Ray. I like the way that rhymes.
8BombersDavid Ortiz1BMcGee called. I told him he was eligible at 1B. If he's not, sue me.
9MazinsVictor MartinezCSometimes there's just a player that you want on your team...
10LeathernutsDerrick Lee1BPrep -- I entered this for you. Fox
11PanzasMiguel Cabrera3BI hope the Marlins can get some runners on base for him
Round 2
12PanzasBobby AbreuOF5 category guy. I hope he's not one year too old at 32
13LeathernutsJason BayOFThe future is now.
14MazinsChase Utley2BUtterly Fantastic Pick
15BombersDavid Wright3Bposted by Fox
16ExpectoratorsChone Figgins2BI'm gonna run the Mazins asses into the ground!
17Electric PinstripesAlfonso Soriano2BThe best laid plans...
18Red FoxesJohan SantanaPLoved the Abraxas album
19BallbustersJose ReyesSS
20PussJackersMichael YoungSSHe is the man!
21CuttersGrady SizemoreOFFixed by TJ
22TamalesIchiroOFwelcome back to tamale alum- no starting fixing the BA!!
Round 3
23TamalesTravis Hafner1Bthe next teixeira
24CuttersJimmy RollinsSSrun, Jimmy, run
25PussJackersScott Rolen3BHe owes me from last year. What I lost because of him would have paid for one of his surgeries!
26BallbustersCarlos BeltranOFHe REALLY owes me this year after I took him in front of A-Rod last year. Almost took him last round. If he's gonna rebound, it'll be with the Busters.
27Red FoxesAramis Ramirez3BI am cornering the Ramirezs.
28Electric PinstripesRyan Howard1B
29ExpectoratorsCarlos LeeOF
30BombersGary SheffieldOFUncle Dwight needs the bail money
31MazinsJuan PierreOFCan't let the expectorators run too far in front of me
32LeathernutsJoe NathanPThe site wouldn't let me enter Jeff Blauser
33PanzasCarlos Delgado1BI have to have at least one Met
Round 4
34PanzasHideki MatsuiOFAnd at least one Yankee... trade bait for McGee.
35LeathernutsChris CarpenterPWhat else can you do when there's no Jeff Blauser? Admit it. You all wish that you had my team at this point.
36MazinsTodd Helton1BHealth care issues be damned. Still here in round 4? I'll take him.
37BombersFrancisco RodriguezP
38ExpectoratorsLance Berkman1BAn old bud, a new position
39Electric PinstripesMariano RiveraP
40Red FoxesJake PeavyPIn the middle of student conferences I still can make a great pick!
41BallbustersRoy HalladayP
42PussJackersAdam Dunn1B
43CuttersEric Chavez3Ba Billy Bean product who homers alot, I hope
44TamalesVernon WellsOFfinally in a solid lineup
Round 5
45TamalesBrad LidgePthe best closer around, and an ND grad to boot!
46CuttersAndruw JonesOFa repeat of last year's numbers would be nice
47PussJackersBilly WagnerPShould get alot of saves with an improved Met lineup!
48BallbustersB.J. RyanP
49Red FoxesPaul Konerko1Broto draft, march madness, bay hill -- this is fun!
50Electric PinstripesHank Blaylock3B
51ExpectoratorsJeff Kent2BLots of options here, even after Fox's pick. I could do a lot worse.
52BombersDerek JeterSSMore money in the bank.
53MazinsHuston StreetPHappy Saint Paddy's Day
54LeathernutsJoe MauerCHome grown. That's the way I like it, uh huh.
55PanzasRoy OswaltPA stud
Round 6
56PanzasPedro MartinezPBetter offense + Billy Wagner + healthy?? = Lotsa Wins!
57LeathernutsDontrelle WillisPRuss Feingold told me to do it.
58MazinsRandy JohnsonP17 wins last year? He owes me.
59BombersMatt HolidayOFAl's Oswalt pick made up my mind
60ExpectoratorsRichie Sexson1B40 taters, please. To go with the corned beef.
61Electric PinstripesRafael FurcalSS
62Red FoxesCoco CrispOFIkey snaked Fox. He wanted Furcal. Takes the Crispie one instead. Posted by Gabes.
63BallbustersJim Thome1BThis pick is in honor of Kirby Puckett. Thome's one of the best people in baseball. Here's betting on a bounce back, too.
64PussJackersCarlos ZambranoPHappy Sein Padrik's Day to you amigos Carlos
65CuttersJason IsringhausenPhe contributed two years ago. hopefully again in 06
66TamalesRich HardenPOakland ace
Round 7
67TamalesFelipe LopezSSSnaked by Ikey with Furcal, Felipe is solid across the board
68CuttersMarcus Giles2Bposted by sobo
69PussJackersJohnny DamonOFHe should score 200 runs this season
70BallbustersMorgan Ensberg3Bposted by Sobo
71Red FoxesJulio LugoSSme and Lugo down by the schoolyard
72Electric PinstripesJonny GomesOF
73ExpectoratorsJhonny PeraltaSSMama might be dyslexic, but her son can mash.
74BombersJorge Cantu2BJorge Can do!
75MazinsScott PodsednikOFAndy says "Run Terry, run!" -posted by Mags (Go U-Albany!)
76LeathernutsChad CorderoPThis Chad will be hanging K's.
77PanzasFrancsico CorderoPConsecutive Cordero's
Round 8
78PanzasRickie Weeks2B2B is getting kinda thin after Rickie and a few others...
79LeathernutsBrian Roberts2B
80MazinsPat BurrellOFRumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. Pat the Bat is a Mazin.
81BombersAaron RowandOFAndy picked the wrong Phillies OF
82ExpectoratorsMark BuehrlePLet's see Peralta's mom spell that name.
83Electric PinstripesJason VaritekC
84Red FoxesMark Loretta2Bjust noticed - 2b is getting kinda thin ..
85BallbustersTadahito Iguchi2BOzzie called him his unsung hero last year. His reward this year is to move to six in the order where he can swing away and steal more. I love this guy!
86PussJackersJeff FrancoeurOFLots of vowels and offense
87CuttersChad TracyOFflexibility
88TamalesTorii HunterOFGabes- THIS is the Puckett pick!
Round 9
89TamalesJohn LackeyPKKKKKKKKK
90CuttersJosh BeckettPwrong Sox, but I like him anyway
91PussJackersJohn SmoltzPSteady! Steady!
92BallbustersBrian GilesOF
93Red FoxesTroy Glaus3BPick relayed from Fox to Kathy to Ike. Teamwork!
94Electric PinstripesTrevor HoffmanP
95ExpectoratorsJason SchmidtPIn honor of his brewery in St. Paul.
96BombersBartolo ColonPSnaked by my old roomie
97MazinsMelvin Mora3BMazins. You can not stop them,you can only hope to contain them...
98LeathernutsAndy PettittePHopefully he'll hold up.
99PanzasCliff FloydOFLet's Go Mets... and ranked #10 in current SI
Round 10
100PanzasBen SheetsPI may be a few Sheets to the wind as I make this picks... but hopeful Ben is healthy
101LeathernutsChris CapuanoPAnother Brewer.
102MazinsTim HudsonPAnother pitcher who owes me ......
103BombersRyan DempsterPI miss Willo's bonehead picks
104ExpectoratorsJim EdmondsOFOption year boy, and a good one.
105Electric PinstripesFelix HernandezP
106Red FoxesGagnePwith a spoon
107BallbustersBrandon WebbP
108PussJackersCraig Biggio2BLots of pop for 2B
109CuttersBob WickmanP
110TamalesBrian FuentesPFox got me with Gagne, but this guy has some heat. Looks like closers are getting kinda thin....
Round 11
111TamalesRandy WinnOF5 tool guy in round 11? are you KIDDING me?
112CuttersJavy LopezCnot sure about 5 tools, but at least a hammer and wrench
113PussJackersCliff LeeP
114BallbustersDerrick TurnbowP
115Red FoxesJunior GriffeyOFTJ picking for Dan (er, Dad).
116Electric PinstripesAubrey HuffOF
117ExpectoratorsChipper Jones3BNice snake, Ikey. I shoulda taken him last round.
118BombersEdgar RenteriaSSYou'll see
119MazinsNomar GarciaparraSSLots of snakes around here
120LeathernutsShawn GreenOFAs in, "The Green Machine"
121PanzasBarry BondsOFAnd now I dance with the devil... hopefully a healthy devil, but we do have unlimited reserve moves this year, so what the hell
Round 12
122PanzasClint BarmesSSWould have taken before Renteria and Garciaparra
123LeathernutsJermaine DyeOFLive and let Dye.
124MazinsCurt SchillingPSince this is fantasy baseball, I'll fantasize that he isn't an asshole and that he'll be healthy this year. Time to go watch the Sopranos.
125BombersRobinson CanoUTLike Cantu, Cano Can Do 2.
126ExpectoratorsMagglio OrdonezOFHey Mags! I'm taking Mags!
127Electric PinstripesDan HarenP
128Red FoxesBrett MyersPLocal boy makes good.
129BallbustersBrad WilkersonOFSorry for the delay, guys. Had a 3 hours baseball practice and then a basketball banquet to attend. Just got back and saw it was my pick!
130PussJackersJason Giambi1BI like the Yankees
131CuttersJohn PattersonPI need the K's
132TamalesRamon HernandezCCatchers are getting kinda thin, too.....
Round 13
133TamalesNoah LowryP
134CuttersBarry ZitoP
135PussJackersAJ BurnettP
136BallbustersMatt CainP
137Red FoxesRaul IbanezOFhaughtily ignoring the run on starting pitchers
138Electric PinstripesScott KazmirP
139ExpectoratorsGeoff JenkinsOF28 dingers, man. Youse guys are pitcher happy.
140BombersIvan RodriquezCposted by the mazins. Mags picks on the fly. Him a man.
141MazinsMike Sweeney1BOld Reliable
142LeathernutsA.J. PierzynskiCNot as Old Reliable
143PanzasArmando BenitezPOne of the very few solid relievers left. If you don't have your two by now... you had better move fast
Round 14
144PanzasWilly TaverasOFBA and Runs and Lotsa steals... lotsa ABs w/ Berkman at first
145LeathernutsJeremy BurnitzOFShould still be some taters in his patch.
146MazinsDaniel CabreraPAy, Carumba!
147BombersMark MulderPposted by Mazins: Agent Scully says expectorators team looks like suspected aliens.
148ExpectoratorsZach DukeP
149Electric PinstripesJose GuillenOF
150Red FoxesReggie SandersOFHoping the twilight of his career turns into a beautiful sunset.
151BallbustersM.BradleyOFthe board game, posted by Sobo
152PussJackersCraig Counsell2BHis Dad was my freshman coach. PS - Mike Brey bloooooowwwwwwwwwwsssssss
153CuttersKevin MenchOFSobo, I hope you weren't expecting this Ranger to be available
154TamalesJD DrewOFrolling the bones.....
Round 15
155TamalesPlacido Polanco2Blike babs said, 2B is getting kinda thin....
156CuttersJason LaneOFstaying in the state of Texas...
157PussJackersJorge JosadaCWish I was right-handed. It doesn't take much to make $4mil as a catcher
158BallbustersJustin MorneauUTposted by Sobo; Fox was called
159Red FoxesDerek LoweP
160Electric PinstripesKenji JohjimaUT
161ExpectoratorsShea HillenbrandUTGood insurance, cheap.
162BombersC.C. SabathiaPDON'T PAY THE RANSOM! I ESCAPED!!
163MazinsAlou, GiantsOFYa gotta love a guy who pisses on his hands to strengthen his batting grip.
164LeathernutsLuis GonzalezOFFor old times' sake.
165PanzasLyle Overbay1BStruggling for a pithy comment....
Round 16
166PanzasMike PiazzaCA shadow of his former self... but better than the rest, and a sentimental fave
167LeathernutsEddie GuardadoPEveryday Eddie.
168MazinsJose ValverdePHow do the Mazins keep making those amazing picks?
169BombersJeremy HermidaOFThe Mags has spoken.
170ExpectoratorsRyan FreelOFWave bye-bye to the Mazins.
171Electric PinstripesJeremy BondermanP
172Red FoxesJosh WillinghamCHa ha ha - snaked you all!!
173BallbustersJacque JonesOF
174PussJackersLivan HernandezP
175CuttersRonnie Belliard2B
176TamalesRocco BaldelliUTmay dh, but who cares as long as he hits
Round 17
177TamalesKelvim EscobarPStarters are getting kinda thin....
178CuttersJavier VazquezPhans' first pale hose, posted by sobo
179PussJackersJohn Garland - CHWPStick with the system
180BallbustersMark PriorPYeah, I know he's hurt right now, but your teams will be hurt when he comes back in early May. Hey, it's the 17th round!
181Red FoxesJoey GathrightOFNot the best available OF but the only one who might steal 40 bases. Run Joey Run.
182Electric PinstripesCurtis GrandersonOF
183ExpectoratorsBobby JenksPSorry boys, I was out getting laid. Twice.
184BombersDoug DavisPCan't keep up with Terry
185MazinsJay GibbonsOFOF is getting thin indeed. Mazins may have to get Felipe back in the game
186LeathernutsFreddy GarciaPAndy: I almost took George Herman Ruth, but I thought you would want him.
187PanzasMatt ClementPPrep grabbed my #2 Garcia, but Clement plus my next pick were my #1 amd #3 choices
Round 18
188PanzasKevin MillwoodPMillwood goes 7 solid innings for W, F Cordero gets the S. Get used to it.
189LeathernutsJ. EncarnacionOF
190MazinsRyan ZimmermanSSNow THAT'S a snake. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Now EVERYBODY must get stoned!
191BombersMichael BarrettCUnless Ikey wants to trade for Yogi Berra
192ExpectoratorsE. SantanaPOye Como Va
193Electric PinstripesDavid DeJesusOFCan't go wrong with a name like that! (First pithy comment since the 2nd Round...with good reason)
194Red FoxesAdrian BeltreUTNeeded some power to balance out all that speed that Gathright brings to the team.
195BallbustersBrady ClarkOF
196PussJackersKenny LoftonOFPosted by Gabes
197CuttersCory SullivanOFposted by Sobo
198TamalesKerry WoodPowes me from last year...
Round 19
199TamalesChris Shelton1Bwe'll see
200CuttersJose ContrerasPposted by Sobo
201PussJackersTom GordonP
202Ballbustersaaron harangPposted by sobo
203Red FoxesJon LieberPLocal boy. Throws well.
204Electric PinstripesChris YoungP
205ExpectoratorsJoe BlantonPI know. The suspense was killing you. Now back to "Lost".
206BombersPreston WilsonOFIt's about time
207MazinsPrince FielderUTAh.... Zimmerman got me to fall off the wagon. I'm addicted to rookies.... Glad I was able to hold off this long. Help me.
208LeathernutsJeff SuppanPA proven performer.
209PanzasCraig MonroeOFWho names their black son "Craig"?
Round 20
210PanzasPedro FelizUTHoping for a Feliz Navidad w/ my Roto winnings
211LeathernutsDmitri Young, Tigers1BBest pick of the draft for the Leathernuts
212MazinsAustin Kearns, RedsOFAnother player who owes me. Still here in round 20? Steal of the draft. Ha ha ha.
213BombersChris RayPA Ray of hope
214ExpectoratorsErik BedardPLet's see what uncle Leo can do for his 2nd half stats.
215Electric PinstripesOliver PerezP
216Red FoxesBobby CrosbySSTer snaked me AGAIN and now all the remaining pitchers look the same to me .. so I took a SS.
217BallbustersBengie MolinaC
218PussJackersDan Johnson - OAKUT
219CuttersYadier MolinaCBenji's little brother in St. Louis
220TamalesMike CameronOFSorry guys, had a lunch mtg
Round 21
221TamalesTim WakefieldPanother Tamale alum
222CuttersJake WestbrookPJake for the W, Wickman for the Save - slim pickins'
223PussJackersPaul LoDucaCLoDuca and Posada - New York! New York! What a wonderful town!
224BallbustersEsteban LoaizaP
225Red FoxesAaron HeilmanPa Domer!
226Electric PinstripesNick Johnson1Bposted by Fox .. Ike wanted Dan Johnson but he was just taken so he takes Nick Johnson .. he wants to be able to brag about his big Johnson.
227ExpectoratorsGreg MadduxPCoastin' home, whistling, when all of a sudden Hans and Gabes bite me in the ass with Westbrook and Loaiza. As For Greg, I saw 4 of his losses on WGN last year. He pitched good, but man did the Cubbies play bad. That goes for Dusty, too. --Rocky Bridges
228BombersTom GlavinePHe wants 300 Wins. I hope he reaches it this year!
229MazinsGustavo ChacinPJuice-sta'-vo Cha-seen. Andy's words posted by Gabes.
230LeathernutsRay Durham2BChew on that pick, lads.
231PanzasMike Mussina, NYPDa Moose is loose.
Round 22
232PanzasBrad PennyPHis value is close to his namesake.
233LeathernutsBrandon Inge3BCan you hear the ring of Inge ding dingers?
234MazinsRyan DoumitCyM tsrif kcip saw miT nedloG - posted by sgaM
235BombersEdwin Encarnacion3BThe right Encarnacion pick
236ExpectoratorsBrian McCann, ATLCBetter projected #s than dimwit. I mean, Doumit.
237Electric PinstripesDave RobertsOFNeed them stolen bases!If he could just hit above .250...
238Red FoxesMike LieberthalCHope he returns to form .. at least somewhat
239BallbustersMatt MorrisPposted by sobo
240PussJackersBronson ArroyoP
241CuttersJeff WeaverPDream weaver
242TamalesRyan MadsonPA lot of studying went into this one.....
Round 23
243TamalesJohnny EstradaCCatchers are getting kinda thin......
244CuttersJoe Crede3Bhope he continues the strong play from the World Series
245PussJackersMark Kotsay, OaklandOFA lightening quick pick
246BallbustersRod Barajas, TexasC He Baroooooooooowwwwwwwwsssss.
247Red FoxesTodd JonesP$11 million .. 23rd round. Only in America.
248Electric PinstripesJae SeoPSounds like a martial arts style...
249ExpectoratorsFrancisco Liriano, MINPNow, if Terry Ryan & Gardenhire get their heads out their asses, THIS could be the steal of the draft.
250BombersMike Gonzalez, PttPFox here. Mags just called me from the road. I have his picks, Andy's picks, and Albert's picks. I'll check during time outs..
251MazinsRadkeP
252LeathernutsDavid EcksteinSSA plugger.
253PanzasKhalil Greene, San DiegoSSClemson boy. Lots of potential.
Round 24
254PanzasJason Kendall, PiratesCOnce a top catcher pick. Maybe he will return to glory. Panzas are done!
255LeathernutsConor JacksonUTNL ROY. Book it.
256MazinsMACDOUGALPYeah, yeah, yeah. I know.......
257BombersDave DellucciOFWorth waiting for..
258ExpectoratorsJohn BuckCposted by Fox
259Electric PinstripesJason LaRueCNo comment.
260Red FoxesVerlanderPThis may have been a little too early to take this kid -- by about a year. But we will see.
261BallbustersHanley RamirezSS
262PussJackersEmil BrownOF
263CuttersMatt MurtonUTmay as well take a Cub if I'm going to watch and listen to them
264TamalesOrlando CabreraSSAnd the Lord said "The last shall be first". Congratulations to the Tamales, the 2006 Rotobaseball champions.

Coded by Tom J.