All,

No question, we must have some devote Catholics as owners who think Easter will help some dead players rise back to life on their
own.  No other way to explain the lack of moves in some situations, especially:

* Andy- Not only did I remind you by sending you my list of requests to replace Ankiel, but Hans also clarified BOBBY HILL'S stats
at Iowa don't count in our league.

* Ikey- Andy's faux pas opened the door for you to pick up 30+ SB's now that Izturis is starting for LA.  Instead, JOSE LUGO will
sit and watch Adam Everitt start for Houston.

* Jack- Minor League pitching stats don't count in our league, either.  BUD SMITH may be back in a month or so, but with LaRussa,
who knows?  Anyway, I appreciate you waiting, as you would have chosen before me.

*Willo- Hogman, you could have.....oh, forget it.  Bo way to fix this collection of misfits.

There are others, but the Lazarus Award goes to......

*Prep and his People- A good name for a 70's-style folk band, but if the run their team like this the entire year some serious cash
will leave the Twin Cities.  Not one, nut both closers have no value: ZIMMERMAN is out til sometime in June (the Rangers hope) and
FARNSWORTH is buried so deep in the Cubbies pen he needs a periscope to see the game.  

On the other side of the coin, you can tell Gabes is itching for some action.  How else do you explain sitting MORGAN ENSBERG for
another rookie when Ensberg is the starting 3B in Enron?  Not to worry, Gabes; you can get some reserves moves later from Prep.  He
should have some extras.


Anyway,

Three moves to report.  The are:

GABES
Replaces Mark Prior with Nick Neugebauer
Replaces Morgan Ensberg with Corey Patterson

SOBO
Replaces Rick Ankiel with Ruben Quevedo

Remember, next move date is Sunday, May 5.

Play Ball!

Sobo
DIPSHIT


Fellow Owners-

It turns out Andy is not a boob as I described below.

However, he is a boob- twiceover- because 1) he doesn't know how to submit a move request properly, and 2) his "feeble" choice to
replace Hill with an imitation 2B named Carlos.

The corrected list of April moves:

GABES
Replaces Mark Prior with Nick Neugebauer
Replaces Morgan Ensberg with Corey Patterson

SOBO
Replaces Rick Ankiel with Ruben Quevedo

ANDY
Replaces Bobby Hill with Carlos Febles

Sobo
DIPSHIT