Wow! Some very windy analyses of our annual rite of spring. Gabes, of
course had the most creative approach followed closely by Mags with
Sobo's being the most statistical. But we in America's medical
profession have little time for such lengthy chitchat. In the spirit of
modern American medicine, I offer you the form letter draft analysis to
save time, and money, of course.

Dear (your name here):

I have read the results of your draft and interpret those results as
follows:

1. Your team (insert name here), is profoundly anemic. Massive
transfusions of talent are hereby recommended.

2. Your (insert player position here) cannot (circle all that pertain:
throw, catch, run, hit). Physical and occupational therapy is hereby
recommended.

3. You are hereby advised to send immediate payment to Ikey, manager of the
Electric Pinstripes, to cover all debts to be incurred between April and
October, 2001.

4. The doctor knows best.

Sincerely,
Ike