We've seen Andy's premature ejaculation, Mags' bonehead comments, and Gabes'
dissertation (excuse me, but does ANYONE else know where each of their guys
hit in the order?).  

This is impartial, scientific, and infallible, based on the scientific point
values of a magazine we all know.  I just pulled it from my 64-way/96
nonabyte/Pentium IV/accelerated server.  However, the editorials are mine.

Ike could go from the outhouse to the penthouse.  Jack could surprise.  Al
will continue to beat the ball, but his puss-arms won't beat many hitters.
Prep will have a career year (yawn), while Andy continues to underachieve.

The details:

Owner   Pitching        Offense         Total           Comments

ikey    6564            9825            16389           Ike-  Nice draft;
good balance.  Like the pitching staff, but Williamson was a
stretch.  Can you handle the pressure of preseason favorite?

sobo    6310            9588            15898           Bottom part of the
OF is questionable, but the Tamales are a young, hungry team on
the upswing.  Who below thinks they are better?

gabes   5769            10016           15785           Great offense, but
the pitchers wouldn't make the Titans.  A remake of the '99
Nuzzahs

babs    6372            9343            15715           After Mags'
analysis, do we call this the A-Team??...Don't think so.  One thing is
for sure.  Al gets the first reserve move of the year.

prep    6389            9308            15697           Prep- not bad.  At
least you won't have to hide out at the lake house all summer.
The Alou pick will pay dividends.

hans    6184            9447            15631           My nominee for draft
expeditor; a great draft buddy.  Plus, he never snaked me.

willo   5939            9629            15568           Same as last year:
your team sucks.  At least you'll win the AAA category.

jack    5940            9536            15476           Could be the best
showing by a rookie.  Would be better if you forgot about the
Reds. Also, why Terry Adams?

fox     5479            9902            15381           ICC, you snaked me
several times by changing strategies from last year.  Liked the
Fick and Clayton picks, but why Bottalico?

mags    5614            9718            15332           You had saves locked
until you forgot the third closer. Again, a great offense.

john    5588            9694            15282           What was the
pitching strategy?  I liked the Remlinger pick, but McGlinchy???

andy    5860            9184            15044           Estalella?  Ledee?
Canseco? Timlin?  Etc?? Etc?? Do we have to claim the Mazins
as dependents on our tax returns?

I know one thing we all agree on.  Someone say "Play Ball!"

A good season to all- no injuries, and some great surprises.  

Go for it,

Sobo
CEO Tamales
2000 Cyberzahm Rotoball Champions